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# Yes. Good way of sobering people up quickly.
That's the only reason I'd recommend it now.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 12:30, archived)
# yes, but
if they're pissed, there's a chance they'll get the droop.
if they're coked, you're going to bed on your own :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 12:31, archived)
# I *was* actually thinking about friends rather than anyone else.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 12:33, archived)
# ah, right.
i have trouble concentrating on anything not sex-related ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 12:35, archived)
# No - Never!
Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 12:38, archived)
# it's true
i know i may give the appearance of a pure and innocent paragon of virtue, but underneath my tightly-laced bodice beats the heart of a true strumpet.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 12:41, archived)
# Ma'am, I shall once again say pish and tish
I will never be swayed by such vulgar and clearly preposterous self-descriptions, I simply cannot take them as the truth.*



* possibly
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 12:44, archived)
# you could try
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 12:48, archived)
# Oh, you....
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 12:35, archived)
# i speak from experience
talk about a letdown!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 12:36, archived)
# Worse than a punctured Inflatable 'friend'
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 12:39, archived)
# very much so.
all revved up with nowhere to go :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 12:42, archived)
# i only did coke once with a bottle of the bubbly
and a fine time it was too, it was her idea
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 12:35, archived)
# apparently
if you can get it up before the drugs kick in, you'll stay harder than a quadratic equation all night.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 12:37, archived)
# It's a very small window of time, though
Errrr, so I've been told.

*keeps digging*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 12:39, archived)
# tiny, apparently.
i've yet to meet anyone who's managed it.

doesn't stop me trying, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 12:43, archived)
# then for once in my life i got the timing right
was 10 years ago, don't suppose i could do it again
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 13:14, archived)
# best way of sobering up quickly
drink a pint of milk
sprint for 200m
call ambulance
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 12:33, archived)
# I like my way better, crazy Nibus.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 12:34, archived)