( My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:52, archived)

Bloody hell!

( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock looking at my watch, and I'm half past caring, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:53, archived)

Hahaha
My missus has been asking me what I want for christmas. Now I can tell her.

How much for delivery?
( Halibut Pick a hole. Any hole..., Tue 2 Dec 2008, 15:04, archived)