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[challenge entry] Merry Fucking Christmas


From the B3ta Christmas cards challenge. See all 283 entries (closed)

(MontyyouterribleCUNT is going to Latitude, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:36, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I am rather enjoying this :D

Is that buckfast I spy?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! did not kill Michael Jackson. LOL!, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:37, archived)
# it is

(MontyyouterribleCUNT is going to Latitude, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:38, archived)
# what is buckfast
i know an old american guy who swears by the stuff
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:39, archived)
# A Tonic Wine.
It is utterly horrendous!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! did not kill Michael Jackson. LOL!, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:40, archived)
# here
www.b3ta.com/board/8981094
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box was gut-shot running gin, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:40, archived)
# wow
how the fuck do they get it in america :/

paisley lol - i've been there. just before i'd arrived there had been a murder.
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:42, archived)
# Some sort of cheap wine
My flatmates at uni used to drink it when they wanted to get really fucked up.
If I came home to see a spar bag on the table full of buckie then I'd know to hide anything breakable...
(I helped save b3ta! Evilscary CAUTION! Do not expose to direct sunlight., Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:41, archived)
# this is buckfast
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=9MahoXwXLbo cough cough plug cough
(I helped save b3ta! mrpoo has got something in his front pocket for you, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 15:58, archived)
# The drink of kings!

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! did not kill Michael Jackson. LOL!, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:40, archived)
# sorta bindun better tho?
www.b3ta.com/board/8977298
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel PENIS STOMACH, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:40, archived)
# that's not better- just different

(MontyyouterribleCUNT is going to Latitude, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:57, archived)
# The gift that keeps on giving

(I helped save b3ta! Dixon_Blue_Bawls scurge of the high streets, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:37, archived)
# What is it?
and why is he not drinking monkey beer?!
(Ad7 Rename knives to 'gay sticks' and stop knife crime, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:39, archived)
# Monkey beer is too expensive for him
It is for discerning tastes only and only to be drunk by Kings, Queens and people in between

edit: I just sneezed and lacking a tissue, just blew my nose on a teabag. I'm tempted to save it for a colleague's teabreak
(I helped save b3ta! Dixon_Blue_Bawls scurge of the high streets, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:40, archived)
# Although not actually Queens, as it isn't for the ladies?

(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist eating scrambled egg, with a comb, from a shoe, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:42, archived)
# Men can be queens too, darling.

(I helped save b3ta! Dixon_Blue_Bawls scurge of the high streets, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:43, archived)
# *awards lots of points for that one*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock is very interested in your blog, oh yes - really!, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:46, archived)
# *puts in purse for safekeeping*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixon_Blue_Bawls scurge of the high streets, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:47, archived)
# It's this one, isn't it?


Edit: Acually, this is so brill I may actually have to buy one... :D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock is very interested in your blog, oh yes - really!, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:49, archived)
# You been going through my handbag again? :D

(I helped save b3ta! Dixon_Blue_Bawls scurge of the high streets, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:51, archived)
# I only stole the tube of Mentos...
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock is very interested in your blog, oh yes - really!, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:53, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:52, archived)
# Bloody hell!

(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock is very interested in your blog, oh yes - really!, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:53, archived)
# Hahaha
My missus has been asking me what I want for christmas. Now I can tell her.

How much for delivery?
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut Pick a hole. Any hole..., Tue 2 Dec 2008, 15:04, archived)
# Narutard =P
*wants*
(Cloudane, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 15:03, archived)
# And a Happy
Spew Year!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus if there's one thing I can't stand it's up.., Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:38, archived)
# But remember...
A sick is for life and not just for Christmas!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke now has a second-hand monkey to spank, on, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:39, archived)
# What a charming thought!

(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock is very interested in your blog, oh yes - really!, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:39, archived)
# Hahahaha
You were lucky!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost wants to kill whoever made that tampax advert, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:40, archived)
# We used to lie awake at night
dreaming that one day dad might spew up in our faces...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus if there's one thing I can't stand it's up.., Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:42, archived)
# I used to lay awake at night wndering when the old man was going to come to the foot of the bed to empty his sack!

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost wants to kill whoever made that tampax advert, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:43, archived)
# oo er...
good job he only came once a year...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus if there's one thing I can't stand it's up.., Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:44, archived)
# That's pigging brilliant.
Simple, straight to the point and effective.
(brainwrong, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:42, archived)
# this is better
www.b3ta.com/board/8977298
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel PENIS STOMACH, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:46, archived)
# no it isn't

(MontyyouterribleCUNT is going to Latitude, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:46, archived)
# yes it is
lol
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel PENIS STOMACH, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:48, archived)
# behind you!
mine's part of a series:
www.b3ta.com/board/8988863
(MontyyouterribleCUNT is going to Latitude, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 15:00, archived)
# sorry for the thread deletion an' that

(MontyyouterribleCUNT is going to Latitude, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:46, archived)
# Same Thred !

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke now has a second-hand monkey to spank, on, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:48, archived)
# yes
it is
(MontyyouterribleCUNT is going to Latitude, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:48, archived)
# no it isn't

(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel PENIS STOMACH, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:49, archived)
# Post it in a new thread you twat!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixon_Blue_Bawls scurge of the high streets, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:48, archived)
# oh shit off the lot of you

(MontyyouterribleCUNT is going to Latitude, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:49, archived)
# http://www.b3ta.com/board/8977298
www.b3ta.com/board/8977298
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel PENIS STOMACH, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:49, archived)
# no no no

(MontyyouterribleCUNT is going to Latitude, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:51, archived)
# you are mean sir
*licks*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:53, archived)
# Not in the same
thread! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus if there's one thing I can't stand it's up.., Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:49, archived)
# I'll post it in your mum's blouse

(MontyyouterribleCUNT is going to Latitude, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:56, archived)