As your attorney, I advise you to take a hit out of the little brown bottle in my shaving kit.
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 17:31,
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*waits for white rabbit to peak*
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 17:34,
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