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( freebs the wo-orld... let them know it's Chris' Nap Time, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 8:39, archived)

woo!
he also have a ferret shadow, look closely
( My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 8:41, archived)

aaaaw poor clanger!
There's a simple cough test you can do if you're in any doubt.
( riverghost B3ta: lacking Captain Wow since, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 8:42, archived)

is it for chesty coughs?



*edit* Say it over and over...
( freebs the wo-orld... let them know it's Chris' Nap Time, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 8:42, archived)

:D
although it was alway pshhhhhhh-ti-cuff to me
( HappyToast sorted on, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 8:44, archived)

well, yes, but where's the cough linctus joke in that eh?
:)
( freebs the wo-orld... let them know it's Chris' Nap Time, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 8:45, archived)

Have you tried sucking a sailor off for it?
Oh hang on.....
Fisherman's Friend! I always get that wrong.
( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 8:49, archived)

er..... something dirty about nighht nurse?

( HappyToast sorted on, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 8:50, archived)

Is it cunning linctus?

( riverghost B3ta: lacking Captain Wow since, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 8:51, archived)

hahahahaha

( HappyToast sorted on, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 8:53, archived)

You hear the Stephen Fry/QI one about the Listerine slang?
Listerine meaning to not like Americans. The logic being that in rhyming slang an American is a septic so if you don't like them you're antiseptic and Listerine, obviously, is an antiseptic.:)
( riverghost B3ta: lacking Captain Wow since, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:02, archived)

Yes. Yes it is.
I would also like to fifty quid you promised for setting that gag up for you!
( riverghost B3ta: lacking Captain Wow since, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 8:49, archived)

:D
Freebs posts - the better way to start the day (at work -- after you've had a cup of coffee and some porridge and a cup of tea...)
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:26, archived)

pun!

( HappyToast sorted on, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 8:43, archived)

where?!!!

( freebs the wo-orld... let them know it's Chris' Nap Time, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 8:44, archived)

never mind that, where'd that new person go?

( HappyToast sorted on, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 8:53, archived)

what new person?
you mean the one with the fridge fetish?
( freebs the wo-orld... let them know it's Chris' Nap Time, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 8:54, archived)

there was an animation just now
it was a nice one
( D Spong merrily on high pi to the power of fuck you, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 8:57, archived)

^this^
it was possibly a girl saying hello to you.

I said hello and she ran away. Same old story.
( HappyToast sorted on, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:01, archived)

Did she talk to me?
Oh, I missed that one.
( D Spong merrily on high pi to the power of fuck you, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:03, archived)

sorry I meant bobs
no, no one talks to you ;)
( HappyToast sorted on, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:04, archived)

I knitted a Clanger once

( D Spong merrily on high pi to the power of fuck you, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 8:51, archived)

you say knitted
but that's not what the police called it
( HappyToast sorted on, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 8:53, archived)

No, they refered to it as "willful wool entanglement"

( D Spong merrily on high pi to the power of fuck you, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 8:55, archived)

I know the feeling...........

( The magic of chutney Lick a chimp, chump, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:17, archived)

We're going to see this a lot this week are we?:P

( riverghost B3ta: lacking Captain Wow since, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:22, archived)