Don't quite know what I was trying here...
... well I do... but I don't think it works
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... well I do... but I don't think it works
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you may be right there
come back!!! It's freezing out there!
I know - I've just been
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I know - I've just been
I had to go out to Argos....
thirty people queueing... no one at the quick pay machine.
I was in and out in five minutes.
What is wrong with people?
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Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:05,
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I was in and out in five minutes.
What is wrong with people?
Sheep. If they see a queue they have to join it
They think it must be worthwhile.
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Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:08,
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But that's one of their redeeming features.
/woolly buggers blog.
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Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:15,
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it all explainable by maths
i=1-(n/x)
i = intelligence of a person
n = number of people in a confined space
x = number of day until Christmas
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Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:10,
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i = intelligence of a person
n = number of people in a confined space
x = number of day until Christmas
you forgot this line
i=1-(n/x)/y
where y is the lenght of thime in minutes remaining in your lunch break
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Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:13,
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where y is the lenght of thime in minutes remaining in your lunch break
*plots 4-dimensional graph*
My GOD! It's opened a hole in teh space/time continuum!
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Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:19,
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... that's the kid who's earned the respect of his peers
through the medium of expressive dance
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Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:02,
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very nice
also - the board spazzed out of existence for a moment there... I was a little scared but I managed to get through it alright and now I'm back...
read the entire harrowing tale in my new celebrity hardback ... "I Fucked Wincy Willis with a Turtle - The Professor UnderCover Story: Part 1"
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Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:02,
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read the entire harrowing tale in my new celebrity hardback ... "I Fucked Wincy Willis with a Turtle - The Professor UnderCover Story: Part 1"
I'm struggling to find the bits where it's not broken
but thanks...
*embraces like a brother*
*holds back tears*
... it means a lot to me
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*embraces like a brother*
*holds back tears*
... it means a lot to me
Is it in WHSmiths 50% off hardbacks offer?
If not there's no sale
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Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:03,
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well - yes and no
... I managed to smuggle some copies into WH Smiths and leave them on the shelves... but as they don't know they're there I don't think it would technically be stealing if you took them without paying.
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Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:06,
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This is brilliant.
They get awful confused at the checkouts when stuff doesn't scan.
This would cause absolute carnage.
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Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:13,
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This would cause absolute carnage.
:D
next week's challenge: design a cover for a new Celebrity Hardback... have it printed professionally, and sneak into WH Smiths and put it over Alan Carr's new book.
:)
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Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:16,
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:)
Excellent
Sorry to TJ, but WTF???
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/7777086.stm
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Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:03,
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news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/7777086.stm
Just saw that on /links
Policing are calling it an attempted moider
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Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:04,
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I'm always doing that.
It's really annoying, and costs a fortune in towels.
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Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:06,
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I can't believe they don't test them backstage first
it's such an obvious way to try to kill someone
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Looks dandy to me:)
Fucking seagulls! I popped some cheese an my windowsill to keep cool when I went to my room to bake a potato.
Tatty bakes and I open my window to see two fucking searats dining out on my sodding cheddar on the roof opposite!
EDIT: Did he come into town to get some gingham for his wife?
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Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:07,
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Tatty bakes and I open my window to see two fucking searats dining out on my sodding cheddar on the roof opposite!
EDIT: Did he come into town to get some gingham for his wife?
A fucking seagull stole Mrs Raff's ice cream right out of her hand last summer.
bastard. If I see it again I'll cunt it squarely in the fuck.
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Second time they've nicked something from me, or tried.
First time was in Bornemouth and one tried to nick my chips. I managed to react in time and stunned the lil shite with a left hook:P
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Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:17,
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They broke into my house once and stole a DVD player
Fucking seagulls!
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Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:21,
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Yeah but you're talking about the Britpop band now fallen on hard times:P
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Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:24,
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This is aces :D
Though it reminds me of my god-awful film studies days.
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Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:10,
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I think you'll find
it was an ADVANCED GNVQ.
And LOOK AT ME NOW!!! *cough*
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And LOOK AT ME NOW!!! *cough*