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# A fucking seagull stole Mrs Raff's ice cream right out of her hand last summer.
bastard. If I see it again I'll cunt it squarely in the fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:16, archived)
# Second time they've nicked something from me, or tried.
First time was in Bornemouth and one tried to nick my chips. I managed to react in time and stunned the lil shite with a left hook:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:17, archived)
# They broke into my house once and stole a DVD player
Fucking seagulls!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:21, archived)
# Yeah but you're talking about the Britpop band now fallen on hard times:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:24, archived)