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[challenge entry] flibbidyjibbarrds

From the UK TV, Hollywood Style challenge. See all 339 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:22, archived)
# oooh, nicely done squire
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:23, archived)
# everything is bigger in america
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:23, archived)
# Hooray!
If you're in trouble he will save the day
He's brave and he's fearless come what may
Without him the mission would go astray
He's Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer

Without him life would be much grimmer
He's handsome, trim, and no-one slimmer
He will never need a zimmer
He's Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer

More reliable than a garden trimmer
He's never been mistaken for Yul Brynner
He's not bald, and his head doesn't glimmer

Master of the wit and the repartee
His command of space directives is uncanny
How come he's such a genius? Don't ask me!
Ask Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer

He's also a fantastic swimmer
And if you play your cards right
Then he just might come round for dinner
He's Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer

No rhymes left now apart from quimmer
He'd better fade us out before we get to schlimmer
Fade out you stupid plimmer
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:23, archived)
# *glees*
I really hope you copy and pasted that :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:24, archived)
# It's a secret ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:31, archived)
# *Salutes
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:25, archived)
# nice, but Red Dwarf was remade for US tv
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:38, archived)
# Wasn't it only a pilot?
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:40, archived)
# no it was the whole crew
sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:48, archived)
# This joke was provided by Ba, Dum & Tish, purveyors of wit to musichall since 1897
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:55, archived)
# didnt know. musta been really shit
soz
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:41, archived)