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# off to take a shit now


(edit to remove mancock)
(there she blows minty biscuit, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 14:26, archived)
# *weeps*
Have a good look through the faq before you next post.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 14:29, archived)
# I
photoshopped the ArseWars pic myself, but OK, I'll look in the FAQs again...

"sigh"
(there she blows minty biscuit, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 14:30, archived)
# its the man cock thats the bad thing
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 14:31, archived)
# Are you sure you're not my ex?
You sound just like her:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 14:33, archived)
# roger roger
mancock hidden with face's face
(there she blows minty biscuit, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 14:36, archived)
# Now you just sit back and wait for it to appear on the frontpage.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 14:38, archived)
# it's all about the front page
i find that it really is the best indication of actual lols on the board
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 15:01, archived)
# I had a dream last night
you died. It was most disturbing.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 15:03, archived)
# I approve of this A-Team censorship.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 14:42, archived)
# Yes
Just the rest of it is shite.:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 14:44, archived)
# Ah Yes!
I have fucked up, so now I will post a picture of a man with his cock up an exhaust pipe!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 14:30, archived)
# not very nice on the feast of stephen !
*shakes head*
(sniffi the cat /remembers/this was /all fields..., Fri 26 Dec 2008, 14:33, archived)
# as opposed to posting it?
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 14:35, archived)
# Where have all the good noobs gone!?
*shakes head*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 14:35, archived)
# We've wrapped them back in cotton wool to keep safe for next Christmad.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 14:37, archived)
# Good then they are safe
I thought they might be exposed to bad noob aids or something.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 14:38, archived)
# they're
all hiding in your mum's wardrobe, waiting for your dad to go out
(there she blows minty biscuit, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 14:37, archived)
# Well at my age the whole "Your Mum" joke is totally wasted, child.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 14:38, archived)
# i hear that joke everyday on gta4 online
its pathetic innit
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 14:39, archived)
# Yes totally - I was hoping that furture generations would have
continued with the comedy-gene, but it seems large sections of our youth population have mutated so that the comedy-gene is almost redundant.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 14:42, archived)
# was that
funny?

looks like i need loads of gene therapy to laugh at you...
(there she blows minty biscuit, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 14:44, archived)
# The problem is
your entire humour seems to be "bums and willies are funny".

Let me guess - you got a modem for Xmas.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 14:45, archived)
# I doubt it.
a modem convers digital signals in to analog and back again. broadband connections are digital anyway so a modulator/demodulator wouldn't be needed:P
I think it's more of a case of him being allowed to interact with the public with that little dobby stick attacked to his forehead so he can use the keyboard.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 14:49, archived)
# i think you'll find modulation is extremely useful if you care about bandwidth in a frequency sense
also all digital signals exist in the analog domain

lern2geeknooblar
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 15:06, archived)
# also by convention
cable modems are still called modems even though they don't mo or dem.

in a related fact - MP3 codecs usually only dec, they rarely co.
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 20:35, archived)
# you
haven't seen "my entire humour" ...only a few posts here

silly billy
(there she blows minty biscuit, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 15:10, archived)
# was that
funny?

looks like i need loads of gene therapy to laugh at you...
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 20:35, archived)
# seems that way - you're proving my point excellently.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 14:46, archived)
# Why do I get the impression he is no longer of this forum?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 15:03, archived)
# because
you are prone to being wrong
(there she blows minty biscuit, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 15:08, archived)
# i love you
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 15:08, archived)
# Actually I was incorrect just the once, that just makes you a poor judge.
Sometimes it's easy to confuse people absence with they being off licking their wounds.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 15:25, archived)
# no
you are simply prone to being wrong more often that you realise

i win

(there she blows minty biscuit, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 15:30, archived)
# Yes. Erm obviously.
There's no reasoning with someone without reason.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 16:13, archived)
# That's
an ambiguous sentence.

You would have been better to type, "There is no reasoning with someone who is unable to reason."

As it stands, you leave open the possibility that reason itself is the thing that you are stating must be present (rather than merely the ability to reason on the part of he with whom you are arguing).

3/10. Must troll harder.
(there she blows minty biscuit, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 16:24, archived)
# I see what you've done there.
But grouping random words doesn't actually mean you've made anything cohereant.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 14:46, archived)
# it does have structure
those words are hardly random but I see your point
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 15:25, archived)
# i'll second everything that you type
you could be the new messiah
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 15:02, archived)
# I was a good noob once. noob of the month infact.
Now I am a mere sopping husk of my former great self...

I want my L plates back.
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 15:36, archived)
# i know of a band that has that pic of the guy fucking the
exaust for an album cover
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 14:37, archived)
# London Philamonic innit?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 14:39, archived)
# these
profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=17669467
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 14:41, archived)
# Ah one of those new beebop band then.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 14:43, archived)
# Haha
What an utterly terrible copy and paste RAWK band.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 14:44, archived)
# Are you
an achingly cool Italian anarchist?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 14:41, archived)
# FFS.
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 26 Dec 2008, 15:08, archived)
# Well I lieks the rearranged letters bit,
that amused me, tho I think the S should link to the R mesen.

It is a steep learning curve on ere, but don't take it to heart, just watch n learn, you'll get it, folks will forgive anything once you get a few good posts on the board.

I recommend steering clear of posting in new threads till you're sure you know what you're doing and that what you have will be well received, folks are more forgiving if you aren't making such an impression onto the board at teh same time as you're learning to use it.

(And a bit of fluff such as amusingly shopping a kitten or somesuch is often a good way to say sorry and raise spirits)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 15:49, archived)
# Doesn't really look like he's sorry at all
I hope he fit in here sooner rather than later but being plain rude to people who haven't been exceptionally rude to him is just not on.

Just hope he has talents beyond text and porn.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 16:00, archived)
# You never know if they're trolls or just being a bit rubbish on their first try,
but as most seem to be assuming the former I thought I'd assume the latter for balance.
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 19:22, archived)