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# no wonder they were captured, drinking tea and being foppish!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 21:59, archived)
# And they all went round without a clue
until the maverick American snuck them out of the camp one night on a single motorbike and jumped the Great Wall of China to FREEDOM!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 8 Jan 2009, 22:05, archived)
# and then the fucking great wall of china fucking exploded and shit and there was fucking ninjas jumping out everywhere
but one brave marine corporal, with a cry of "THIS IS FOR YOU, TOJO!" threw his helmet at them and killed them all and shit

edit: actually, isn't there meant to be a movie getting made of wolfenstein?
edit2: or am I just hallucinating due to lack of sleep
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 22:07, archived)
# And then Mecha-Hitler went 'pew pew pew' with the lasers
and Eisenhower deflected them with his General's ninja stars on his shoulder tabs. And shit blew up an' stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 8 Jan 2009, 22:14, archived)
# it'd be epic
and it will no doubt be made one day
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 22:15, archived)
# And they'll have to put in a bit about
a US ship capturing an Enigma machine and changing the entire course of the war.
Oh.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 8 Jan 2009, 22:16, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 22:18, archived)
# yeah, there is
www.imdb.com/title/tt1082079/

but Roger Avary (who also did the Silent Hill movie) is having some legal problems, apparently
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 22:59, archived)