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[challenge entry] Coming to a cinema near you as soon as anyone who can remember it has died.

From the The Funny Side of War challenge. See all 422 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 8 Jan 2009, 21:53, archived)
# great when the lone tank crew fires it's last shell and stops the nazi nuclear missile
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 21:55, archived)
# And that whole British battalion captured by the mechanazis
were all called Nigel.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 8 Jan 2009, 21:56, archived)
# no wonder they were captured, drinking tea and being foppish!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 21:59, archived)
# And they all went round without a clue
until the maverick American snuck them out of the camp one night on a single motorbike and jumped the Great Wall of China to FREEDOM!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 8 Jan 2009, 22:05, archived)
# and then the fucking great wall of china fucking exploded and shit and there was fucking ninjas jumping out everywhere
but one brave marine corporal, with a cry of "THIS IS FOR YOU, TOJO!" threw his helmet at them and killed them all and shit

edit: actually, isn't there meant to be a movie getting made of wolfenstein?
edit2: or am I just hallucinating due to lack of sleep
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 22:07, archived)
# And then Mecha-Hitler went 'pew pew pew' with the lasers
and Eisenhower deflected them with his General's ninja stars on his shoulder tabs. And shit blew up an' stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 8 Jan 2009, 22:14, archived)
# it'd be epic
and it will no doubt be made one day
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 22:15, archived)
# And they'll have to put in a bit about
a US ship capturing an Enigma machine and changing the entire course of the war.
Oh.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 8 Jan 2009, 22:16, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 22:18, archived)
# yeah, there is
www.imdb.com/title/tt1082079/

but Roger Avary (who also did the Silent Hill movie) is having some legal problems, apparently
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 22:59, archived)
# I mean, do you expect us to understand satire?
Do you know how many people don't think Stephen Colbert is a joke?
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 21:58, archived)
# I hate Colbert, he's the least funny satirist there is
he can fuck right off.

Now Jon Stewart I could watch all day
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 21:59, archived)
# i wish i could watch the daily show without ads
i'd watch it then
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 22:01, archived)
# ?
get thee to www.hulu.com

it's the only way I watch broadcast TV. 1 commercial per episode, it fucking rocks.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 22:05, archived)
# Hulu
doesn't work outside the US.

Well, it probably does if you mess around with proxy servers, but I am not a big enough geek to bet it working.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 22:07, archived)
# really? I never knew that. Bastards!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 22:11, archived)
# Sorry, currently our video library can only be streamed from within the United States
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 22:18, archived)
# that blows

I have not had a TV feed into my house in over 5 years now. I did it primarily for the kids, exposure to advertising and all that. The first few years were tough as I was hooked on The History Channel and Discovery Channel, but now I don't miss it at all. Anything I want to watch I can track down online.

www.thebox.bz is perfect for all my uk stuff and hulu works for the very few us shows I watch.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 22:22, archived)
# Really?
You don't think he deserves respect for the White House Press Corps dinner thing at least?
(tomsk, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 22:02, archived)
# no matter what happens to America,
she will always rebound—with the most powerfully staged photo ops in the world

yeah, I'll give him respect for that roasting, but mostly because of my hatred toward Bush.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 22:10, archived)
# I think he is funnier
when he doesn't break character.

You are right however, Jon Stewart is aeons more entertaining.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 22:04, archived)
# I can not even begin to understand this
I hope your comment really is satire I can't understand.

Jon Stewart is TV poison. The arguments his jokes hinge on are incrediblly specious and are made mostly because he has to write new jokes everyday. It's uncomfortable to watch him to survive the televised comedy hell he's made for himself.

Colbert is not much better but he's really good at the interviews and generally has the biggest balls on planet earth.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 22:05, archived)
# opinions
but still, I watch a satirist for the humour, which Stewart and the daily show team have in spades.

Colbert is dreary and droll, to me..

again, opinions. Glad to differ with you.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 22:13, archived)
# Jonathan Swift all the way.


(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 22:10, archived)
# I had to google
but hahahaha!

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/An_Argument_Against_Abolishing_Christianity

"...arguing that such vices, including wine and fine silks, were made all the more pleasurable by virtue of their being forbidden by the Christian mores of the era."
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 22:26, archived)
# Just one of his many fine works.
Of which the famous "Gulliver's Travels" is one.

Without him and his ilk, there would be no Punch magazine. Then where would we all be?

Of course, you have to go a long way to beat Randy Newman's "Short People".
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 22:29, archived)
# still stuck down pit I would imagine
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 22:31, archived)
# Being oppressed by the bloody-handed borgeois assassin of the proletariat
As opposed to now, where we........oh.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 22:32, archived)
# I love the bit when the US radioactive shark bites the Eiffel Tower in two and impales the undead Hitler Colossus through the scrotum
and the cast of Mama Mia sing how he only has one testicle.


Should have got an Oscar
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 22:01, archived)
# They'll get it for the sequel:
"THE HOT WAR - HOW WE F***ED MOMMA RUSSIA IN THE ASS WITH LASERS"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 8 Jan 2009, 22:04, archived)
# According to IMDB Whoopi Goldberg is playing President Bush JrSnr the siamese mutant god of war
and the cast of Grange Hill are reuniting to orchestrate the soundtrack
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 22:07, archived)
# can't wait for the song "JUST SAY NO... TO COMMUNISM!"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 22:08, archived)
# Awesome!
And is Paul MacCartney still doing that duet with the spirit of John Lonnon, trapped in a jar?
This film is going to rock.
ROCK!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 8 Jan 2009, 22:18, archived)
# They're making a film of it!?
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 22:34, archived)
# haha
I'd watch it
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 22:03, archived)