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[challenge entry] maybe next time

From the The Funny Side of War challenge. See all 422 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 3:11, archived)
# NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 3:13, archived)
# Jews and Muslims are both forbidden to eat pork
no wonder they fight so much, they're suffering from a lack of tasty, tasty bacon.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 3:15, archived)
# I hear ya--gotta luv it
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 3:21, archived)
# SEXHAM.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 3:15, archived)
# HAMWIG I LOVE YOU
IS THAT WRONG?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 3:18, archived)
# No
not at all...ever...



(I hope)
(I helped save b3ta! Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 3:27, archived)
# nom nom

(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 3:20, archived)
# HAMWIG YOU ARE STARTING TO SMELL
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 3:20, archived)
# HAMWIG ARE YOU SUITABLE FOR VEGETARIANS?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 3:21, archived)
# NUTMEATWIG JUST DOESN'T LOVE ME LIKE YOU DO
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 3:22, archived)
# ALSO:
PLS DON'T FLOOD THE BOARD WITH YOUR HAMWIG QUESTIONS GUYS LET'S TRY TO KEEP THEM ALL IN ONE THREAD
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 3:22, archived)
# FOCUSED HAMWIG ENERGY
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 3:23, archived)
# I'M FEELING IT
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 3:27, archived)
# Q: My ham is losing its hair, what can I do about it?
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 3:30, archived)
# A: STICK IN HER POOPER!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 3:32, archived)
# A: NEW HAMWIGS MAY BE ORDERED AT ANY TIME.
PLEASE ALLOW SIX WEEKS FOR REPLACEMENT HAMWIGS, EIGHT WEEKS AT CHANUKAH AND MOTHER'S DAY.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 3:32, archived)
# I don't like ham much
there must be something wrong with me.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 3:21, archived)
# SURELY YOU LOVE HAMWIG THOUGH
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 3:23, archived)
# IT'S NOT AS NICE AS BACONPUBES
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 3:25, archived)
# this gave me a mental image I could have lived without.

BACON PUBES AND BEEF CURTAINS, OH MY
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 4:06, archived)
# FOR $75 YOU TOO CAN LOVE HER.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 3:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 3:31, archived)
# you know how to re-line a worn-out twat?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 3:36, archived)
# Inner tubes, duct tape and a Jim Davidson DVD.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 3:43, archived)
# That's a start
Was pondering inserting a ham then removing the bone
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 3:44, archived)
# Replace bone with penis of self
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 3:48, archived)
# then replace penis of self with something she'll feel
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 3:53, archived)
# She already has ham to feel
Penis of self feels inside of ham where once there was bone.

EVERYONE'S A WINNER BABY, that's the truth (yes, the truth)
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 3:58, archived)
# HEY HAMWIG
WHAT'S WITH ALL THE PEPPER? THAT SHIT'LL KILL YOU
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 3:34, archived)
# THAT'S NOT PEPPER, THOSE ARE CREMAINS.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 3:37, archived)
# mmm, creamy remains.
best of all the Campbell's soups.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 4:07, archived)
# NUH-UH, BONER BROTH IS BETTER.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 5:36, archived)
# WHAAAAARRRRRR!!
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 3:16, archived)
# Skweeeeeeeeee!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 3:17, archived)