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[challenge entry] I'm going to make millions


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(__, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 14:50, archived)
# This is fucking ace
And more than makes up for your misbehaviour below.

*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 14:52, archived)
# you were right not to compo this
this is a GREAT idea!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 15 Jan 2009, 14:52, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 14:53, archived)
# You mean
they don't do this already?!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 14:53, archived)
# Woo!
That'll save the dolphins.
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 14:53, archived)
# nice disclamer

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 14:54, archived)
# Over Christmas I was in pub that had windowless loos with lights
that worked on motion sensors...the door opens you walk in the lights go on.

Now after 5 pints of Black Sheep and while standing very still having a jimmy riddle, the sensors decide I have left the room and turn all the fucking lights off mid flow.... I got some wee on the wall...
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 14:55, archived)
# Hahaha!
By the way, I approve of your tipple of choice!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 14:56, archived)
# A damn fine beer that I can happily drunky all night
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 14:57, archived)
# Oh yes, a classic from the Ministry of Crap Design
Along with:
- robotic perfume+in+alcohol+and+detergent dispensers, mounted at eye-level;
- big-roll commercial loopaper dispensers, with skin-lacerating cutting edges that the end of the paper disappears behind;

...add your faves.
/bloodboilblog
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 14:59, archived)
# Haha
This reminds me of Homer's 'Everything's alright' Alarm.

:D
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 14:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Reminds me...


Pearoast for compo
(GoingDeeper last made a n00bie mistake on, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 15:15, archived)
# Errr...
I think you need to patent this. NOW!

Good job BTW
(I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 16:09, archived)
# Can't!
..cos it's stolen from The Day Today! :)

Edit:

"Blinking! In England, over 700 million hours a year are spent blinking. That's why a Leeds firm has built a special light which switches itself off for the duration of each blink. The device is also triggered by other activities which don't require light, such as sleeping and breathing. I'm Rosie May and the world is at my teat."
(I helped save b3ta! mugwump In summary then, oh no. Chris., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 19:30, archived)