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[challenge entry] Well he is completely fucking useless and a shit...

Look at him crying like a baby!

YES I KNOW IT'S TOAP...

Sue me why don't you!

From the Completely fucking useless shit challenge. See all 411 entries (closed)

(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 16:52, archived)
# *sues*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 16:52, archived)
# this compo could well be described as 'lurker-bait'
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 15 Jan 2009, 16:57, archived)
# There's a one armed bandit thing at my practice barn
with Beast Sapp on it, pulling the best face EVER.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 16:52, archived)
# *sues*
all your monies belong to me
(horrid, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 16:53, archived)
# there you go £7.23 pence
 
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 17:06, archived)
# put it in an existing thread why don't you
you can still compo it (if you must)
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 15 Jan 2009, 16:53, archived)
# Why should I ? How will that stop it being less shit?
 
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 16:54, archived)
# because the board only holds 15 threads
many of which are started with an excellent piece of image shoppery as opposed to this arse-chutney.

Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.

I accept that you realise you've not done much, but you don't seem to know why it's inappropriate to post such shite into a new thread. I hope you go to sleep tonight just that little bit more educated about these here parts
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 15 Jan 2009, 16:56, archived)
# l.ols
arse-chutney!
(IPFreely, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 16:58, archived)
# It would stop it pushing a piece of original image creation/manipulation off the board
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 16:57, archived)
# Because my rather nice piece of original art down there V
got fuck all notice, and I am a sad and lonely attention whore I knew this would get loads more comments. Mainly because board nazi's can't resist having a pop if it goes outside what is considered right and proper.

This is also known as smelly bait, and frankly it's being lapped up.
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 17:00, archived)
# IS THE CORRECT ANSWER!
Welcome to B3ta m'lad!

shop a chop and pull a kitten etc

you'll never leave :D

edit: also re this - Please don't hurt us!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 15 Jan 2009, 17:02, archived)
# I think if my learned gentleman looks at the large amount of original stuff I put on the boards
I am allowed the occasional fuck up :)
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 17:05, archived)
# *fondles*
BTW your website is fab
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 15 Jan 2009, 17:06, archived)
# NO TOUNGUES!!!
 
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 17:11, archived)
# too late
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 15 Jan 2009, 17:21, archived)
# My family has killed
...hardly anyone... nothing to be afraid of.

hardly anyone OMG thats a fairly horrible thing to write...

I'm going to be all thoughtfull and moody for the rest of the night now.
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 17:15, archived)
# You asked a straightforward question
and I gave a straightforward, non-judgemental answer.

You'll notice that the first comment on your picture down there is mine, and that I ticked the 'I like this' box, because I like it.

It's just a fact of b3ta that pictures sometimes don't get the attention they deserve.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 17:05, archived)
# I understand this...
but I have as much understanding of selfless sober socially correct behaviour as Paris Hilton.

I want I want I want!

(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 17:14, archived)
# right-ho, then
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 17:31, archived)
# the board holds a limited number of threads
so every time a new thread is started the bottom one drops off, so posting new threads unnecessarily pushes someone's hard work into the archive.

That said, shit or not, you made a picture you thought amusing and posted it and that is what b3ta is for.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 16:58, archived)
# because 15 holds push original thread
Hello FAQ please Cheers our new person
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 17:00, archived)
# POST FAMOUS PEOPLE YOU DON'T LIKE
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 16:53, archived)
# Sadly ^this^
for the next 6 days...
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 16:54, archived)
# indeed
get to the bunker for this compo lads and lasses

I'm gunna have to re-consult my b3ta threat guide, it seems to be wrong at the moment

(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 16:56, archived)
# i THINK AS nEW cOMPO dAY tHURSDAY NEES A SLIGHTLY MORE ESCALATED THREAT ASSESSMENT.
oH PISS cAPS lOCK.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 16:58, archived)
# ROCing!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 16:58, archived)
# THE MERE ACT OF GETTING THEM THROUGH THAT LITTLE HOLE WILL PROBABLY CRUSH THEIR SKULLS
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 16:54, archived)
# No, I'd rather not, I've resisted so far and I reckon
people would get upset.

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 16:55, archived)
# I just realised, I don't hate any famous people
:/

clearly I don't consume enough murdoch media
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 16:57, archived)
# Wtf is that 'Asian' guy doing in the background?
EDIT: Looks like he's preparing his meat.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 16:56, archived)
# Nicely shopped - check
Mentioning someone who is useless - check
Not just fucking posting an image found on google like so many inane indiots today - check
woo.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 17:01, archived)
# Bob Sapp - No
Brock Lesnar - Yes!
(Fluffster, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 17:01, archived)
# NO WAY!!!!!!
That roidy freak is going to come a cropper soon, two fights one win and he gets a title shot against a 45 year old geezer?!?1?

He was cut from the NFL because he was too stoopid to not destroy the QB during training...

Also Lesnar is a nasty homophobe so I don't like him.

Saying that it is fun to watch him attempt to bludgeon everything into dust when he fights.
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 17:09, archived)
# who nicked
the poor bastard's shoes?
(Suomi_Finland_Perkele knocking 256 shades of shit out of your screen on, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 22:34, archived)