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[challenge entry] Mmm, tasty!

From the Completely fucking useless shit challenge. See all 411 entries (closed)

(, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 18:30, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm really sorry....


(, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 18:34, archived)
# It's something in your gait.
(, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 18:38, archived)
# stop boulean him

(, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 19:05, archived)
# the French pastime?
(, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 19:16, archived)
# sorie......mi spelin iz rubich
(, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 19:32, archived)
# ain't it the truth??
ooh I know - Is it 'holding down a job'?
(, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 18:41, archived)
# woolian
(, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 18:41, archived)
# Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
(very long pause)
Java.
(, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 18:43, archived)
# The logic gates in my computer...
...are all that size.

My PC is in fact Milton Keynes. And the bits are actually all the little cars.
(, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 18:43, archived)
# I want to wire those up
and make something EVIL
(, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 18:55, archived)
# Weird
I'm trying to figure out how to make air-based logic gates as we speak
(, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 19:06, archived)
# yea
wires are rather useful
(, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 19:21, archived)
# Um
You can buy air logic gates already from ye local pneumatics shoppe.
(, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 12:59, archived)
# Well...
I've just had a ten minute conversation about why I should find this funny.

Apparently it *is* funny. But I'm retarded and am just never going to get "IT".

So now, cap in hand - Im asking for a fucking explanation damnit!
(, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:24, archived)
# This makes me hungry
(, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 18:36, archived)
# My place is next door to Subways
All I can explain the smell of them 'baking' the bread is nuclear!
(, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 18:37, archived)
# are you constantly hungry then?
(, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 18:39, archived)
# Piphy!
Ning.

Do you recall me asking you if you wanted a lift to the brum bash?
Well..do you?
(, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 18:40, archived)
# Hello sir
No I dont recall that.
But I am swamped with work and am getting bum raped by supervisors for being behind with it :(
So I dont think I will be able to attend im afraid
(, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 18:42, archived)
# Fair enoughski.


(, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 18:44, archived)
# I have an idea.
Tell them all to fuck off and go out and have a good time with your mates.
(, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 18:53, archived)
# NO
It's just the morning and I feel sick. I know how to make bread and that isn't fuckin' bread!
(, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 18:41, archived)
# Im quite hungry now
All I have been eating for the past week is pasta
As I have no money :(

Roll on student loan!
(, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 18:42, archived)
# is
(, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 18:43, archived)
# the honey oat one is nice
(, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 18:52, archived)
# buys
(, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 18:38, archived)
# haha!
Just like ready brek!
(, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 18:39, archived)