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[challenge entry] These things are deffo completely useless in all their many forms,

and so are the keyrings, badum-tish!

From the Completely fucking useless shit challenge. See all 411 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 11:16, archived)
# 'OI GINGAH, GINGAH BIRD, OI, GINGAH, GINGAH'
'What?'
'er..... HAHAHAHAHA GINGAH'
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 11:17, archived)
# Is there no beginning to their intelligence?
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 11:20, archived)
# I know, bless them.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 11:20, archived)
# You spelt 'disembowel' wrong
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 11:23, archived)
# hahaha
Does bottom left say, 'ASBO innit'?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 11:17, archived)
# Nah, that one's my fave:
'Oi, Mosher! Are you a Mosher!?'
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 11:19, archived)
# Oh, I miss those days.
'Djoo listen to vem lost prophets, goff?'

I'm dressed in black, I'm not deaf and up for some punishment.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 11:21, archived)
# I have frequented mosh pits, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 11:24, archived)
# hahahhaahahah
nice slogan
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 11:18, archived)
# Interestingly that was on the original sauce,
but it fitted so well why change it?

*edit* oh, tho you prolly mean the bit about verbal cheques I just realised... doh!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 11:32, archived)
# I can see this being made into a real product
In fact it should be!

Brilliantly executed. As should all chavs be.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 11:19, archived)
[challenge entry] I think "I ain't fuckin' dun nuffin'" is my fave
Oh and this...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 11:19, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 11:21, archived)
# hahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 11:21, archived)
# Heh, I thought I'd seen this before
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 11:21, archived)
# Marvelous!
I love the example phrase!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 11:29, archived)
# Prince Charles has one of these?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 11:42, archived)
# Oh christ, I can hear it now...
'oi boss! boss! boss!'
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 11:22, archived)
# Oi Dickhead!
Ur a Dickhead, Dickhead!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 11:23, archived)
# *reposts*

My version is slightly less useless, I reckon.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 11:25, archived)
# I've got one from Bullseye called Bully in your pocket
My favourite is Jim Bowen saying
'You've won £7 and it's going to take a few minutes to count out. See you after the break'
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 11:28, archived)
# LOL
:D
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 11:35, archived)