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[challenge entry] It's health and safety gone mad!

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(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:43, archived)
# Racist
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:44, archived)
# hee hee
that gives me an idea...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:45, archived)
# heh :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:45, archived)
# At last I've been waiting for ages for those. Woo.
I only went and did another dump! What a madcap life I lead. YOu may as well call me river 'two poos' ghost!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:46, archived)
# Good god o_O
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:47, archived)
# I say old boy
jolly good metabolic rate you have yourself there.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:48, archived)
# Damn fine movement too
Managed to get through the entire letters page of TNT magazine.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:50, archived)
# after my trips to new york i was managing 3 or 4 a day. i think my body was trying to tell me i ate too much...
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:52, archived)
# You need a poo blog
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:49, archived)
# I'll let you know if anything develops:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:53, archived)
# They are 0.12mm too long mate.
*Rings the nail police*

Also: Woo!!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:47, archived)
# very handy things
saves having to self blunt them, always a chore, to hopefully avoid splitting timbers. a blunt nail crushes its way into wood rather than forcing the grain apart with its pointy bit. fact
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:50, archived)
# You've scuppered me with science
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:54, archived)
# sorry
probably the only thing of any use my carpenter dad ever taught me, that and how to sharpen a knife.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:58, archived)
# I was just going to say that too
you beat me to it.

We spent ages blunting nails
(flipper is going to die in a bizarre gardenning accident, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 11:34, archived)
# hahaha
inspired :)
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:55, archived)
# ...by you :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:02, archived)
# I know :D
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:12, archived)