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[challenge entry] Helpful hints for close-quarters protection



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(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 9th Level Pissant, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 13:06, archived)
# fergawdssake
people have THEIR FUCKING RIGHT to carry their own badgers with them!
everyone should carry a badger.
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 13:12, archived)
# Of course!
But not a hidden badger. That's terrrrsm.
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 9th Level Pissant, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 13:19, archived)
# The lowest form too.
Vewy Noice btw :)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 13:20, archived)
# Ta muchly!
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 9th Level Pissant, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 13:47, archived)
# What if you have a Concealed Mustelid Permit?
I support the right to bear badgers. It's only the irresponsible owners who don't de-flea them.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 14:40, archived)
# Alan Partridge in the last frame!
Also Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 17 Jan 2009, 13:24, archived)
# Hahaha!
What?

I like this muchly.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 17 Jan 2009, 13:34, archived)
# marvelous
i keep my badger down the front of my pants to avoid suspicion, it also helps attract the ladies and i've noticed it garners a few excited, longing glances from the chaps too.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 13:42, archived)
# FECKING ZOMGZ!!!
I is poplier paged!

*spluffs*
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 9th Level Pissant, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 23:04, archived)