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(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:51, archived)
# haha
cakeycakeycakey
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:52, archived)
# That's the idea, eh?
I was wondering what it would be...

:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:52, archived)
# Hahaha
yes it was
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:56, archived)
# I was about to exclaim "Yes indeedy"
Then I realised the near total lack of marzipan!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:52, archived)
# \o/
The ONLY way to eat battenburg :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:54, archived)
# Marzipan = Emetic
100% fact.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:55, archived)
# It's all in the middle...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:56, archived)
# Cor!! I had some Stollen at christmas,
Lubbly cake with marzipan in the centre! Like some hidden cave of sexy mouth joy!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 11:00, archived)
# You should fucking well tell the police!
Don't let those nasty crims get away with any sort of cake theft!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 11:11, archived)
# the near total lack of marzipan
is what makes it great - or at least a little more edible

marzipan is evil - we know this, because it was invented by nuns. or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:56, archived)
# ...sigh
Look we have been through this a hundred times on here... it is not your fault, for You are poorly in the head and very mistaken. Marzipan in impossible to dislike. It is 100% sexynom
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:59, archived)
# You, who is already polluted by the marzipan
would obviously think that way - but you are not to blame.
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 11:01, archived)
# pssst
I don't like battenburg either
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 11:00, archived)
# Yes indeedy!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:58, archived)
# ha ha!
i remember this series
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 11:02, archived)
# never been solved
because they all get etten.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:53, archived)
# Is that bloody mustard again???!!!
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:54, archived)
# Hahahaha
Not this time! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:56, archived)
# If you can't solve it, who you gonna call...?

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:54, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 11:18, archived)
# Nyom!
Now I want cake.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:55, archived)
# but it's non unique.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:57, archived)
# It's completely useless shit, innit
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 11:04, archived)
# what a marvellous idea!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:58, archived)
# I KNOW!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 11:05, archived)
# hahah
top stuff sir

TOP.
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 20 Jan 2009, 11:02, archived)
# ning, sir
Well done on your Nuts entry this week!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 11:03, archived)
# ta
:)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 20 Jan 2009, 11:10, archived)
# what sort of saucery is this
those squares have pink and buff faces.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 11:05, archived)
# Whoopsie!
I deliberately did that, but can now see it was a grave mistake
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 11:11, archived)