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[challenge entry] Continuing a theme...

just click this.

From the Completely fucking useless shit challenge. See all 411 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 14:27, archived)
# Hahahaha but this is beautiful!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 14:27, archived)
# *copyrights AIDS*
woo.

I bought the posher one with the concept and soliloquy functions.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 14:28, archived)
# Oh, oh, oh!
RAF not good enough for you, eh?!

GEDDONTHETABLE!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 14:39, archived)
# Radically Active Ferrets?
No I'm a frayed knot.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 14:43, archived)
# As opposed to the common-or-garden
Inflated knoy?

I'm speaking Python. What are you on about?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 14:44, archived)
# *walks up*
*leans forward*
*BHHHHHHHHHHHHHHUUUUUUUUURRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPP*
Extra strong, bitter, pickled onions are great:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 14:49, archived)
# *kills in the face*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 14:51, archived)
# *BHHHHHHHHHHHHHHUUUUUUUUURRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPP*
/death burp blog

I have just discovered Barry Norman's pickled onions [insert joke here] as i have none of my own this year. They're bitter as fuck and lully.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 14:52, archived)
# ha ha ha
man - the answer is always eleventy!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 14:28, archived)
# yay for spain!
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 14:29, archived)
# Haha.
That takes me back to Further Maths. Lots of buttons with no idea what they were useful for.
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 14:29, archived)
# one of them is for ordering tea
there need to be more of these sorts of things.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 14:37, archived)
# ok, a little test; you may use your calculators:
what is:

AidsSpainAidsF Cowed by Blue0.2?


(woo, sir!)
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 14:29, archived)
# The answer is.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 14:57, archived)
# It has a button for Tea Time
I propose that this means it is VERY useful.

And I suspect that BBC news is having a slow day (or at least a rest after yesterdays coverage)

news.bbc.co.uk/1/shared/spl/hi/pop_ups/08/uk_enl_1232470834/html/1.stm

A coming together?? What happened to the word Crash?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 14:29, archived)
# I keep pressing the "Tab" key, but my drinks STILL haven't turned up :P
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 14:30, archived)
# ha ha :D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 14:32, archived)
# Aaaw
Are they making lil dodgems?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 14:33, archived)
# how did they manage to do that?
is there a ramp off screen?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 14:35, archived)
# "Crash" can only be used with "Financial" or "Stock Market" now.
Otherwise the plebs get confused.
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 14:36, archived)
# I'm confused and aroused
in that order
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 14:39, archived)
# tired and happy
hungry and angry... these are some things that I can experience and express through language.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 14:42, archived)
# I feel decisively ambivalent
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 14:45, archived)
# I used to think I might be indecisive
but now I'm on medication and I don't think at all... also I'm a heavy drinker and it doesn't work with the drugs I'm on.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 14:46, archived)
# I used to be schizophrenic, but now I'm lonely.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 14:48, archived)
# hahaha!
July 0.2 AIDS blue 0 0 blue doesn't have quite the same effect as 5318008 :(
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 14:30, archived)
# NOTHING has the same effect as 5318008.
Except possibly sexings.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 14:45, archived)
# Does it have a BOOBIES button?
Or maybe SHELLOIL?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 14:31, archived)
# That's
brilliant.

Most woosome.
(I helped save b3ta! A!. touching Shatner's Bassoon., Wed 21 Jan 2009, 14:37, archived)