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[challenge entry] I'd like to see them try this

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(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:41, archived)
# RIS?
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:42, archived)
#
Proust's novel ostensibly tells of the irrevocability of time lost, the forfeiture of innocence through experience, the reinstatement of extra-temporal values of time regained, ultimately the novel is both optimistic and set within the context of a humane religious experience, re-stating as it does the concept of intemporality. in the first volume, Swann, the family friend visits...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:45, archived)
# also this ^
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:46, archived)
# Sorry, should've posted the tutorial to go with it
It's an extremely looong book in which nothing bloody well happens.
I doubt anyone would want to make a game out of it, hence the compo entry.
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:46, archived)
# Lisa is as useful as ever...
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Edit: fuck that was a big image...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:43, archived)
# That's not helpful
Try WHO the HELL is the oldgoer?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:44, archived)
# she's no good either
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:47, archived)
# hee hee
Hooray for Gaz


It's Jade "Who the hell are you?" Jagger
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:45, archived)
# Who?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:48, archived)
# bored.com/oliverbot
Who is the oldgoer?
It depends on the historical context, because it changes from time to time.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:45, archived)
# \Hahaha
Jade frickin' Jagger!!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:49, archived)
# Ha ha
There should be a series of literary games...

Kafka: The Game

Find your way out of a neverending series of rooms using only the red herring objects available to you until you lose the will to live.

Kundera's The Unbearable Lightness of Being

Wander around Prague shagging strangers and having existential breakdowns until finally you lose interest and put the game down to do something else.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:46, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:47, archived)
# This is the sort of thinking I can get behind
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:49, archived)
# David Lynch Sports World
including:

100m Dimension Hop
Dwarf Tossing
Red Velvet Curtain Climbing
Nitrous Oxide Sucking
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:58, archived)
# War and Peace, the Game.
It has 100 levels, but nothing happens for at least the first ten, by which point everyone has stopped playing
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:54, archived)
# Kerouac's On The Road
extremely successful game bought by millions, rarely played except the handheld version which is briefly taken up by students on their gap year travelling round india, in an attempt to impress each other.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:57, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha
The Tragedies of William Shakespeare

You take the role of the Brummy Bard,killing everything in sight in the most tragic, poetically unjust, soul wrenching way possible.

Mandatory for secondary school children.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 19 Feb 2009, 14:01, archived)
# ..aaahhhhh..... PROUST wrote a book about, ABookAbout, a book about,
PROUST wrote a BookABout, aBookABout -- *click!*
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:46, archived)
# Oh fuck Id forgotten about this
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:47, archived)