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[challenge entry] Ahhh. Do you think your granny realises....


...that that nice Mr Titchmarsh off the telly is an UPHILL GARDENER?
You only usually see him in gardens on a level plane.

/coat

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(I helped save b3ta! Tonibuns, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 15:24, archived)
# Ha
A truth revealed on b3ta. It'll be in the Daily Mail tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 15:26, archived)
# crab lollies.
good idea? bad idea?

discuss.

also, I found this lot

www.eclecticmethod.net/download/

I enjoyed it, you may too. well, you might do. s'free country.
(shiftClick shifts it., Fri 14 Mar 2003, 15:28, archived)
# haha
funny stuff, shouldn't it be in the compo though?
(I helped save b3ta! djdirect, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 15:27, archived)
# aaaach
- beaten to it mid-shop. Still - woo, squire.
(I helped save b3ta! timothycrippins, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 15:27, archived)
# Go on, post yours
it's gotta be better than mine :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tonibuns, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 15:28, archived)
# I have already screwed up
my computer and thrown it in the bin in a fit
of artistic rage.
(I helped save b3ta! timothycrippins, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 15:31, archived)
# I saw an episode of
Ground Force where this old lady poked her head over a fence mid-filming and shouted:

"I KNEW THAT WAS YOU! I LOOKED OOT MY WINDOW AND I THOUGHT THAT'S HIM! THAT'S THAT ALAN TITS-MARSH!"

hohoho
I almost shat with joy.
(I helped save b3ta! biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 15:28, archived)
# talking of prime-time vulgarity
the political editor of the ITN news said "Shit" on the early evening edition yesterday. He quickly corrected himself to "Shift" but we all know what he was thinking about...
(I helped save b3ta! tumph, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 15:37, archived)
# I remember
McTrev saying CUNT KENTRYSIDE instead of KENT COUNTRYSIDE.

splendid.
(I helped save b3ta! biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 15:42, archived)
# ha
and ha
(I helped save b3ta! Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 15:34, archived)
# Is he humping that compost bin?
....
(Lambkin, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 15:37, archived)