With a wife like Gail...

.. no one was surprised to learn that Richard had been bashing the Bishop.
( yidaho, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 16:36, archived)

he's also be strangling
the peacock as well.

the filthy man
( Thor_sonofodin loves Pocari Sweat., Fri 14 Mar 2003, 16:37, archived)

he should batter the gerbil.
not a euphamism for wanking, I just want to see him twat gail with a shovel.
( PMGT Orchestra Of Wolves, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 16:38, archived)