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[challenge entry] Awwww, bugger!

I thought I was onto a winner there, what with her high forehead and pornshoes.

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(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Sat 15 Mar 2003, 15:09, archived)
# there is such a thing as pornshoes
?
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Sat 15 Mar 2003, 15:10, archived)
# yeah
see, she's wearing them
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sat 15 Mar 2003, 15:11, archived)
# Yup
think desperately impractical high-heels that cause you to fall under any man located nearby... Or something similar.
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sat 15 Mar 2003, 15:11, archived)
# yes
they usually have clear plastic soles
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Sat 15 Mar 2003, 15:14, archived)
# .

wipe clean
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Sat 15 Mar 2003, 15:15, archived)
# I should pay more attention
but for some reason I don't look at feets much... :)
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sat 15 Mar 2003, 15:15, archived)
# wow
today on b3ta i've learnt something
bet they don't sell those in clarks
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Sat 15 Mar 2003, 15:20, archived)
# They have to be for sale somewhere.
Perhaps there's a Clarks PornShoe shop.
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Sat 15 Mar 2003, 15:21, archived)
# yep
it's just next to boots on the high street.
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Sat 15 Mar 2003, 15:26, archived)
# or,
perhaps not
(fordy, Sat 15 Mar 2003, 15:28, archived)
# Maybe not where you shop...
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Sat 15 Mar 2003, 15:42, archived)
# Clear plastic shoes
with ridiculously high soles.
See?
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Sat 15 Mar 2003, 15:12, archived)
# Pornshoes?
Focksocks?

What is going on here?
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Sat 15 Mar 2003, 15:14, archived)
# minpiss
and I'm getting red xs instead of both your pictures.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Sat 15 Mar 2003, 15:15, archived)
# How odd...
I can't think why either.
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Sat 15 Mar 2003, 15:20, archived)
# didn't this happen
with your wonderful flower the other day? Worked ofr me, but was borked for some people. Can't tell why now though, as I've erased all the m3ss4g3s
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sat 15 Mar 2003, 15:24, archived)
# And the usual type of thing
where I see it cos it's on a local network server for me and remote for everyone else don't apply, cos I'm on a BTOpenwoe ADSL line here.
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Sat 15 Mar 2003, 15:40, archived)