Pffft, that's nothing.
I was forcibly removed to a shoebox in the middle of t'road and fed nothing but cold gravel for twenty six hours a day, eight days a week.
Kids these days don't know how easy they've got it.
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elephant rider property shark sighted!,
Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:44,
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Gravel? Luxury
I were fed aspartame and mercury.
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:47,
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