Hello, B3ta. I'm sorry I goatse'd you earlier.
That wasn't very community-spirited of me, was it? I do hope none of you got in trouble at work because of it. I've had my fun; I promise not to do it again if ever I get another fp.
And thank you mods for not stepping me.
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Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:28,
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And thank you mods for not stepping me.
Explanatory screengrabs of front page (with censored goatse):
fc19.deviantart.com/fs45/i/2009/068/4/5/My_moments_of_glory_by_BobTodd.png
Original thread (now sans goatse): www.b3ta.com/board/9251653
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Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:31,
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Original thread (now sans goatse): www.b3ta.com/board/9251653
That is very very nawtee :(
Worse than the gay buffy porn fiasco!
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Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:32,
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It was years and years ago.
Some Joss Whedon fanboy got an FO and then edited the image to be Angel or Spike or someone all gayed out.
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Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:34,
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Over 5 and a hlaf years now innit.
Although I used to have an account before this one, but I forgot the LoGIn C0de3!
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Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:38,
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Aye.
I seem to remember it was just before Starfly or some Joss Whedon shite came out.
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Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:41,
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he kept coming back ban after ban
with his same old Whedon fanboy shite getting all horny over the upcoming release of serenity ( which was shit )
It's testament to these people that nobody remembers their names.
/remembers Tonay
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Mon 9 Mar 2009, 22:24,
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It's testament to these people that nobody remembers their names.
/remembers Tonay
oh, i see
well, erm, i can't help feeling that that was a kick in the nads for the mod who fp'd you
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Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:33,
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Because I thought it was fucking funny.
And I'd had it planned for years. When I first joined this site I decided that if ever I got an fp I would Goatse it.
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Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:35,
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then they should've fucking stepped you
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well done you are a grade A. trollish wanker.
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Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:37,
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well done you are a grade A. trollish wanker.
I got physically assaulted by my boss
then was fired and put on the Sexual Offenders Register because of that. Then the neighbours heard and burned down my house before beating me with rolled-up copies of the Sunday Mail colour supplement and demanding I move to Denmark.
You owe me £1.40 in lost wages, pension and share options.
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Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:31,
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You owe me £1.40 in lost wages, pension and share options.
You got off easy.
I was killed when people realised what was on my computer screen. Killed to DEATH.
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Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:38,
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Bloody luxury.
I was dragged out into the street and thrown into a threshing machine where iron lizards danced on my colon for a thousand generations, whilst Barry Manilow sang Copacabana.
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Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:42,
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Fucking hell!
The Barry Manilow is just cruel and unusual punishment!
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Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:43,
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I was offered death or bonking
so i took bonking. then they bonked me to death
you got off light
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Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:46,
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you got off light
Pffft, that's nothing.
I was forcibly removed to a shoebox in the middle of t'road and fed nothing but cold gravel for twenty six hours a day, eight days a week.
Kids these days don't know how easy they've got it.
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Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:44,
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Kids these days don't know how easy they've got it.
You might want to send an apology the way of the bloke who said his kids saw it
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Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:32,
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Then he shouldn't be on.
I wouldn't look at porn whilst my wife is in the room,not that I do such a thing, of course!
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Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:39,
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was worksafe
cos it didn't look like a cock from afar
plus it had pubes, so the only way to know it was underage was after the guy told everyone
it wasn't paedo-porn
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Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:40,
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plus it had pubes, so the only way to know it was underage was after the guy told everyone
it wasn't paedo-porn
I would actually say it is reasonable
to expect the whole of b3ta to be worksafe, and if not linked.
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Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:45,
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it would be nice, I can't go online much at work anymore
so much shock shite being posted..it's turning into fucking 4chan :(
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Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:53,
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I should insist you eat all the coffee ones from this bag of Revels.
But it was quite funny actually.
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Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:32,
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I find your veneration of coffee revels digusting.
You're worse than Hitler!
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Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:34,
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They aren't my favourite,
but I sometimes get cravings for just coffee roses and coffee revels.
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Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:40,
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The orange ones pip coffee to the post for me,
but I like them all.
Well, not so much the raisin one, but that's an impostor anyway.
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Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:46,
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Well, not so much the raisin one, but that's an impostor anyway.
Strawberry-flavoured things don't taste of strawberry;
they just taste of pink.
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Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:37,
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A bit tart
Have you tried Divine White Choc Strawberry Truffles?
Hideously expensive (I got my box dirt cheap) but delicious.
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Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:43,
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Hideously expensive (I got my box dirt cheap) but delicious.
ahhhahhhhahah
lovely demon.
and if one has been on the internet for more than a month one shouldn't be in the least perturbed by a little anal stretching
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Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:40,
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and if one has been on the internet for more than a month one shouldn't be in the least perturbed by a little anal stretching
I think it's funny. But I didn't see the goatse, or have children who did.
Goatses should probably be reserved for the Daily Mail and other thieving bastards.
Your FP was good too - shame it's gone.
:)
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Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:41,
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Your FP was good too - shame it's gone.
:)
I really don't think it was worth fp'ing.
I've done much better stuff than that that hasn't been fp'd. B3ta works in strange ways.
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Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:43,
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Yes, the way of the board can be a fickle beast.
My most clicked post was those damn dogs in a text-on-a-bus which took about two minutes and went on the popular page. Other things got almost no recognition.
Unpredictability is what makes the board so fun though.
:)
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Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:48,
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Unpredictability is what makes the board so fun though.
:)