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# I ate brocoflower the other day
I might just eat broccoli and cauliflower separate next time. WITH CHEESE.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:54, archived)
# Brocoflower? Gedouttahere!

Also, get this: I just went to get a haircut. My hair is now shorter than before! Though not really really short. I mean, I don't like crew cuts and all. Just shorter than this morning. Interesting eh? SCIENCE™ has come a long way.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:57, archived)
# I get my head shaved every 8 months or so
haircuts are for losers. Science is clearly just encouraging people to be losers through the medium of haircuts.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:00, archived)
# THIS IS WHY OUR CHILDREN ARE FAT AND SOFT
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:02, archived)
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(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:05, archived)
# this will blow your mind...
I put bread into the toaster this morning and when it popped up it was somehow replaced with a slice of toast!

explain that with science if you can...
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:00, archived)
# the toaster just made the bread stale but like really really quickly
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:02, archived)
# I bet there's TFLs in there

Tiny Friggin' Lasers!
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:06, archived)
# I left cooked broccoli in a plastic bag in the fridge once
The smell after a few days was far worse than fish or anything else I can imagine. Shockingly bad.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:04, archived)
# ha ha Methane-tastic
I can only imagine how bad it would smell
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:06, archived)