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[challenge entry] egg

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(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:38, archived)
# EGG!
What?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:39, archived)
# look, fucker! it's 2:40 on a friday afternoon. My blood alcohol is way below normal
I have 2 more hours left of work before I can even think about leaving. So take the fucking egg, alright!

just take it... make something of it. pretend it's funny to you and just smile... ok? OK?? Is that too much to ask?

*slits wrists*
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:42, archived)
# On the East coast of the US, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:47, archived)
# West Coast Boyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
/visits grave of The Notorious B.I.G. and shoots up the flowers
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:48, archived)
# Hmmm. I can't count.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:56, archived)
# Ooh M3
Your butch outburst is making my giblets wibble!
*Fans self*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:48, archived)
# i read that as 'giblets wide'
and thought for a moment you were being remarkably overt

which was a shock
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:50, archived)
# Once in a while I do make a remarkably overt comment
but I don't think I'm due for the next one for a while yet.
I do love using the word "giblets" though as it is quite descriptive and naughtily rude.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:00, archived)
# isn't it a chicken's throat?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:02, archived)
# I think that's a part of what's called giblets
I think it's the pieces of a chicken that aren't usually eaten, like offal.
When I was young they were kept in the chicken's front bottom, in a plastic bag, and were boiled to make chicken stock.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:10, archived)
# ahhh! so that's what does it for you.... right!
erm...

Make me some chips!!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:50, archived)
# 'k
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:01, archived)
#
*marries*
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:13, archived)
# No! Fuck you man!
I'm a vegan thing alright?!?!?!?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:48, archived)
# how would a vegan know where to buy Ostrich eggs eh? eh? eh?

I say you are an imposter Sah!

GIBLETS AT DAWN!!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:52, archived)
# how wide are they?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:53, archived)
# this big
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:57, archived)
# COR
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:58, archived)
# sure they aint this big?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:01, archived)
# Vegans can read you know!
You comestablist!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:54, archived)
# I must try this
But I have 2 questions.
1) Do we have to use tinfoil or will paper do?
2) Where can we buy giant eggs? I do not know where the nearest ostrich farm is.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:42, archived)
# you don't need a giant egg,
just a very small head
(I helped save b3ta! hYpe is haunted by humans, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:45, archived)
# Sadly
My head is enormous.
Has to be to contain the huge thinky brainything.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:12, archived)
#
1. tinfoil and pics, tits or GTFO

2. Solvang, apparently
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:45, archived)
# Don't Waitrose sell them now?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:49, archived)
# My local one doesn't, I've looked
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:11, archived)
# Zactly !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:44, archived)
# eggeggegg


Click for same size (38 kb)

(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:45, archived)
# just the whites for me please
/racist cholesterol watcher
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:46, archived)
# mmm eggs
4gifs.com/gallery/d/79733-2/Skydiving_no_parachute.gif omg he's gonna die!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:50, archived)
# it's ok, the ground will break his fall
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:52, archived)
# phew!
(apparently he is some kinda motorbikicycling guy who jumps stuff - according to youtubes)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:57, archived)
# that was terminally ill suicide guy, right
he looks exceptionally healthy actually.

*rubs thighs*
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:54, archived)
# time to sue red bull?
wing failure...
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:57, archived)
# FUCK!
*glees*
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:48, archived)
# Not tonight i'm washing my hair
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:58, archived)
# Personally I welcome out new egghat overloads.
woo
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:45, archived)
# EGG!
*enthuses*
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:46, archived)
# hegs
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:46, archived)
# h'eggs
/posh
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:47, archived)
# Sneggs
/common
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:52, archived)
# t'eggs
/northern
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:57, archived)