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# When people park outside my house...
As it is a private road and entirely my property, I get somewhat annoyed when people pull up and leave their car outside my house all day.

I find a very polite notice asking them to not do it again works. But it only works if you glue it to their windscreen with LOADS of pritt stick mind.
(, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:04, archived)
# I paid a good few thousand for my bit of outside floor
I want it back, damn it.
(, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:06, archived)
# Indeed
I get especially annoyed with people outside my house as I pay for the fecking road to be tarmaced!

Get orf moy laaaaand!
(, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:10, archived)
# You need a Land Rover then
If it's on yours laaaand youm juz tow 'er orf and leave 'er zumware else.

Also you don't need to brake if a BMW driver cuts you up.
(, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:54, archived)