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(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 8:43, archived)
# Was someone a dick this morning?
You should make one for corsa drivers- not being able to park in one space rather than two and also not knowing what land is theirs and what land is mine.

Ach. I have an awful half-day of work shadowing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 8:45, archived)
# I love driving like a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 8:45, archived)
# hahahaha, too true!
'ningles everyone!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 8:46, archived)
# Ningles Stevie!
How do?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 8:46, archived)
# all is surprisingly excellent! And your good self?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 8:49, archived)
# I'm alright ta.
Apart from the bastards at eztv playing silly buggers this morning for April Fools :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 8:50, archived)
# I'm proper RISing at the eztv thing
*feels thick*
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:04, archived)
# Well they are normally a tele show
torrent site, but today they have made it all sports.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:26, archived)
# Arf!
Also, www.eztv.it .

FUcking April Fools!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 8:46, archived)
# Did they copy this from the BMW manual?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 8:46, archived)
# Ohhhhhh, BMW drivers are such pricks.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 8:47, archived)
# I borrowed a BMW for a week once ...
... becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy as everyone treats you like a prick when you're in one anyway
(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 8:49, archived)
# There's one that lives near me.
He's yet another person (like the aforementioned corsa driver) that has a garage, yet likes to use mine and my neighbours' land to park on. Presumably because he's a cunt. One of my neighbours left a note on his car saying 'you don't live here so don't park here' - the next day it was gone, but the car wasn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 8:53, archived)
# My neighbour likes to park up AGAINST my gate
despite his parking space being directly OPPOSITE my gate. I watched the cnt leave yesterday and he USES HIS FKING PARKING SPACE TO TURN AROUND. PARK IN IT THEN YOU CNT!!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:01, archived)
# Some people really shouldn't be allowed to drive.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:07, archived)
# When people park outside my house...
As it is a private road and entirely my property, I get somewhat annoyed when people pull up and leave their car outside my house all day.

I find a very polite notice asking them to not do it again works. But it only works if you glue it to their windscreen with LOADS of pritt stick mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:04, archived)
# I paid a good few thousand for my bit of outside floor
I want it back, damn it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:06, archived)
# Indeed
I get especially annoyed with people outside my house as I pay for the fecking road to be tarmaced!

Get orf moy laaaaand!
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:10, archived)
# You need a Land Rover then
If it's on yours laaaand youm juz tow 'er orf and leave 'er zumware else.

Also you don't need to brake if a BMW driver cuts you up.
(fridgefreezer inserted a topical reference into his sig on, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:54, archived)
# It was hard to choose between them.
But Audi seems to have the edge at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 8:47, archived)
# ^^ this
Ive never seen an Audi being driven by a prick..it seems people are only now picking on Audi drivers because Top Gear told them to.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 8:56, archived)