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[challenge entry] It's late at night, let's have some spite :)

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(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 5:37, archived)
# Hahaha
Evening mo
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 5:38, archived)
# Ashally yeah I just thought
she's not a pop star is she.
Oh well.
ALSO: evening :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 5:40, archived)
# hooker? fantasist? liar? troublemaker? porn star? shoplifter?
 
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:The_Sun_Mills_Questions.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 5:46, archived)
# VAMPIRE HUNTER.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 5:47, archived)
# I AM HEATHER MILLS, VAMPIRE HUNTER.
MAYBE MY LEG HAD JUST NOT GROW.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 5:48, archived)
# SHE'S HITLER'S GRANDDAUGHTER FOR HEAVEN SAKES!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 5:50, archived)
# PLEASE TICK THE APPROPRIATE BOXES
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 5:52, archived)
# PROSTHETICA, ANGEL OF DARKNESS
Hhhhh I have to go to work. At least I've got
Wednesday off to see Sir Ian McKellen and
Patrick Stewart wait for Godot.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 5:54, archived)
# lazy bastards, they aren't going to be hunting vampires.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 5:56, archived)
# well that's one for the fringe festival
 
GODOT, THE VAMPIRE YEARS
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 5:57, archived)
# SEE BELA LUGOSI STRUGGLE WITH EXISTENTIAL ANGST. ALSO, GARLIC.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 6:00, archived)
# Is Garlic Bread included?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 6:26, archived)
# we're fresh out, please have some complimentary garlic sand instead.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 6:36, archived)
# I'd give my right foot to see that
Nicely... 'ning Sir!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 5:43, archived)
# ahhahah.
 
I heard she's got cancer, I hope that's true
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 5:43, archived)
# She should carve her leg into a sharp point and hunt vampires by jumping out of trees at them
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 5:45, archived)
# worst episode of Buffy EVER.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 5:46, archived)
# hahaha
had just not grow
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 5:47, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 6:22, archived)
# She could go around picking up garbage with a sharp pointed leg. Hell, we should have her here for Clean Up Australia Day!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 5:48, archived)
# You could make her actually wear the sharpened leg
then dangle gold in front of her and drag it along... she'd run after it and impale any garbage she ran over.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 5:51, archived)
# We'd also have to get it resharpened every 5kms.
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 5:53, archived)
# may as well get your oil changed while you're at it.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 5:54, archived)
# I also think her licence to wear a sharpened leg could be due for renewal
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 6:04, archived)
# you check the sticker, i'll wait here in the patrol car and play with the siren.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 6:09, archived)
# this would also work with vampires if you could line them up neatly
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 5:55, archived)
# I can actually picture how they would have to line up...
in fact the way I'm picturing it, there'd be two lines of coffins and it would be much more efficient to wear two sharpened legs, and just run over them.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 5:59, archived)
# EVEL KNIEVEL, VAMPIRE HUNTER.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 6:01, archived)
# OTHERWISE KNOWN AS THE GHOST OF STEVE IRWIN
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 6:08, archived)
# The built up garbage that they had previously collected, might have an undesired effect on the coffins.
Therefore they should go firewalking to purge the garbage then they can commence with the coffins
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 6:03, archived)
# I don't know why they put vampires in horror movies
A paraplegic could take them down with the right leverage
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 6:04, archived)
# An epileptic might be able to as well
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 6:06, archived)
# Couple bags of mustard seeds and you're set.
Also
Blowtorch
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 6:06, archived)
# See here is how I had the coffins lined up...
but fuck if I didn't completely over-complicate it now.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 6:09, archived)
# This is what I meant
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 6:11, archived)
# close-up of a zipper.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 6:12, archived)
# JUST ANOTHER DAY AT THE OFFICE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 6:13, archived)
# And the man at the back said everyone attack and it turned into a Ballroom blitz
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 6:14, archived)
# It could be the fly on a vampire's trousers
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 6:13, archived)
# call renfield, he'll eat it.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 6:14, archived)
# In the voice of Peter Lorre, "Yes Master?"
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 6:16, archived)
# shall I post those Peter Murphy videos I was looking at last week?
 
this one was an extra special treat for me
www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8W4tslqVSg
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 6:11, archived)
# caution: morbid bees.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 6:11, archived)
# HAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 6:13, archived)
# HAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 6:14, archived)
# I've been dieing to see how this would be played out
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 6:12, archived)
# if we can dangle the paraplegic between two cranes so that their legs stumble of their own accord and then drive the cranes at a reasonable speed in unison
I think we're onto a winner here
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 6:12, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 6:15, archived)
# WHY GRONKPAN WAS NOT HIRED TO CHOREOGRAPH THE SYDNEY PARALYMPICS IN 2000 I WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 6:25, archived)
# Too right. He wouldn't have to do all that much, except to rehash the opening of sydney 2000 games, with a paraplegic taking the place of Nikki Webster
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 6:32, archived)
# apparently they did have Judith Durham in a wheelchair
ALTHOUGH SHE HAD ONLY BROKEN HER FUCKING HIP, WHAT A SLAP IN THE FACE TO THE REAL CRIPS YALL

also Kylie did both events (summer and para).
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2000_Summer_Paralympics

for me the best thing to come out of that jingoistic circlejerk was Regurgitator's unofficial games anthem, "Crush the Losers"..
that, and John Clarke's The Games
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 6:51, archived)
# I got in trouble where I was working at the time
for suggesting that dannii should have sung the paralympics.

Apparently someone was related to the minogues.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 6:58, archived)
# Politics. It's all politics.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 7:05, archived)
# Politics. It's all politics.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 6:38, archived)
# cranes? where's the zamboni in all this?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 6:17, archived)
# They're being driven by Niles and Frasier
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 6:18, archived)
# on the ice rink where it belongs
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 6:18, archived)
# But you could have a "Disney on Ice" featuring the cranes, the zambonis, the vampires, dead bees and coffins.
Andre Rieu wouldn't be able to compete with a show like that
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 6:22, archived)
# The show would only go for 3 minutes
and would consist entirely of me shitting into a giant crack pipe while someone lights a fire under it and the audience all smokes my dump.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 6:25, archived)
# Would the show consist of shitrags?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 6:33, archived)
# VIMOD'S ICE CAPADES.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 6:26, archived)
# YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 6:27, archived)
# caution: feet.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 5:49, archived)
# Yeah
I read that as "Live Monkeybees"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 5:50, archived)
# monkeys make beer, monkeybees make mead.
caution:

also: death.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 5:53, archived)
# ahhhahhhahah
Happy Duck the happy duck.

now how many other series on flickr have the tags "decapitated", "head", and "prank"?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 6:05, archived)
# NOT ENOUGH, THAT'S FOR SURE.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 6:09, archived)
# WHAT IS GOING ON HERE
www.flickr.com/photos/potatojunkie/3382000706/

some sort of Salome thing I guess?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 6:31, archived)
# or a salami thing, those flickr prople r freex.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 6:34, archived)
# further research reveals it to be a burlesque piece choreographed to "Red Right Hand"
www.myspace.com/miss_hells_belle

sweet
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 7:38, archived)
# I WONDER HOW MUCH YOU COULD GET FOR IT IF YOU SOLD IT TO A CHINESE BUTCHER?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 6:20, archived)
# NOT ENOUGH, THAT'S FOR SURE.
there were humans visiting me this weekend, they were squicked out when i told them i carried the duck head home in a coffee cup on the bus.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 6:42, archived)
# not being able to see the picture makes this a much funnier exchange.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 5:53, archived)
# DO NOT ENTER. CALL 911.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 5:54, archived)
# I'll call V. VIMOD instead
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 5:56, archived)
# BEES: B&.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 5:57, archived)
# Where are the birds?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 5:54, archived)
# they're dead. see my link above.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 5:56, archived)
# You mean no more stories about "the Birds and the Bees?" Bugger!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 5:59, archived)
# sorry. these are terrible times.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 6:02, archived)
# because of this, I blame the GFC and KFC
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 6:09, archived)
# i blame symmetry.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 6:16, archived)
# Symmetry is B&. I SEEK AN INCONGRUENT LIFE
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 6:23, archived)
# In To.? I can just imagine what the honey tastes like.
Diesel, formaldehyde and urine.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 6:01, archived)
# that's the premium stuff, chump.
i'll send some through the piefax that tastes like mel lastman's ass.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 6:03, archived)
# *disconnects*
I don't want any of it. Especially if it remotely has anything to do with that tard's ass.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 6:11, archived)
# i may have some of the hazel mccallion vintage left. will that do?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 6:13, archived)
# What would a bad, late 90's boyband do to help if you called them like they suggest?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 7:39, archived)