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[challenge entry] purple headed warrior

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(antony07, Tue 18 Mar 2003, 15:36, archived)
# if i had a copy of tattyslap at home
i'd rip the head off it, but as i dont someone else will have to. or not.
(icedragon, Tue 18 Mar 2003, 15:37, archived)
# nice to see she's using a sheath
in this day and age
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 18 Mar 2003, 15:37, archived)
# Is
she armed with a Pork Sword per chance?
(I helped save b3ta! MarmiteonToast, Tue 18 Mar 2003, 15:37, archived)
# Lucy Lawless,
Gllaa yeeer gllaarrrr phwoaar.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 18 Mar 2003, 15:39, archived)
# i'd shag her i would
while her sidekick gabrielle watched, frigging herself senseless, and then i'd shag her too. then both at once.

Then Kevin Sorbo....
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Tue 18 Mar 2003, 15:40, archived)
# And then
her horse.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 18 Mar 2003, 15:42, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Tue 18 Mar 2003, 15:42, archived)
# I'd like to
storm the gates of her love castle with my purple headed battering ram.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 18 Mar 2003, 16:09, archived)
# too much
ribena, clearly
(popey, Tue 18 Mar 2003, 15:39, archived)