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# Caption competition
(I helped save b3ta! thirsty a rare visitor these days, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 1:04, archived)
# Child and cock or something lol
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 1:04, archived)
# "Frankly my dear I don't give a...."
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 1:05, archived)
# That little boy is touching my cock
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 1:06, archived)
# Child wins at egg and cock hunt
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 1:06, archived)
# Boy carrying cockrel.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 1:06, archived)
# HUMAN CHILD GROWS OUT OF COCKREL'S ARSE
Cherry tree grows out of human child's ear
Road grows out of cherry tree's trunk

EXCLUSIVE STORY INSIDE
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 1:06, archived)
# NEWSLETTER LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 1:07, archived)
# JADE GOODY REINCARNATED AS A COCK
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 1:07, archived)
# "Fuck Grandma, let's go see what's over that hill you cock!"
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 1:07, archived)
# JADE GOODY - WHAT HAPPENED NEXT
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 1:07, archived)
# ARGH! First Ram piss, now goody piss!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 1:08, archived)
# AHAHA!!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 1:08, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 1:10, archived)
# I hear that glows in the dark
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 1:11, archived)
# I AM GOING TO EAT THIS COCK LATER AFTER I'VE SMOTHERED IT IN GREASE
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 1:08, archived)
# LOOK OUT MY COCK IS ESCAPING MY PANTS
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 1:12, archived)
# "COCK" LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 1:12, archived)
# how in the name of sweet zombie esher is he grabbing the back leg in front of the front one
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 1:08, archived)
# LOOK MUMMY I FOUND MY COCK
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 1:08, archived)
#
"Copyright Tahkcalb"
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 1:08, archived)
# I sold my shoes and all I got was this lousy chicken
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 1:09, archived)
# GIANT CHILD ON COCK RAMPAGE
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 1:09, archived)
# GIANT COCK CHILD ROFLS!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 1:10, archived)
# IS THIS WHAT YOU WANTED ME TO STICK IN MY MOUTH?
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 1:09, archived)
# A fiver gets you beak, ten and I'll cut it's head off while you fuck it
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 1:10, archived)
# "MUMMY I THINK THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH MY COCK"
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 1:10, archived)
# "I am using this cockerel's foot
to detect mines, children's lost pocket money and other metallic objects"
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 1:10, archived)
# "And the poultry slut LOVES it!"
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 1:12, archived)
# Child walks down road carrying a basket and a rooster on a fine easters day
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 1:11, archived)
# Meh. Needs a bit more than just posting it raw. Add some fun to it.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 1:11, archived)
# as soon as that camera's off she's gonna fuck them lil dogs.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 1:12, archived)
# I couldn't improve on
perfection, I leave that to you.
(I helped save b3ta! thirsty a rare visitor these days, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 1:13, archived)
# I've got tons of them. One* for every occasion.

*several actually, but then I love doing victorian mashes.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 1:19, archived)
# Haha that reminds me of this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybVb3t560oY
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 1:14, archived)
# HAHAHA! "Calm the fuck down, you silly rabbits!"
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 1:21, archived)
# Mother will kill me when she finds out I sold Daisy for this magical bean
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 1:11, archived)
# It was then
that the young Bernie Clifton devised the idea for his successful television career.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 1:11, archived)
# "Daddy when you said the car was broken
because it's Big Hens had gone..."
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 1:14, archived)
# Perverted Pesent Promenades Poultry Phallus Pondering Potential Pillaging and Cock Jokes.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 1:16, archived)
# Peasant
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 1:26, archived)
# nope... pedant.
:P
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 1:31, archived)
# Piss
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 1:32, archived)
# Pedant
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 1:32, archived)
# a joyful easter
(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 1:26, archived)
# winner
oh, hang on
(I helped save b3ta! thirsty a rare visitor these days, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 1:37, archived)
# shit...
...i was gonna say that.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 3:38, archived)