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[challenge entry] Yesterday was the anniversary of the sinking of the Titanic


I love how my city is really proud of making a big ship that sank.

From the Fluffy Disasters challenge. See all 329 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:58, archived)
# This compo makes all my insides smile.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:58, archived)
# it's the british way
if we can't be the best, we can be the best of the worst

or something of that ilk
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:59, archived)
# It's about the only thing we have to be proud of
That, and Patrick Kielty... yeesh! D:
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:00, archived)
# No. It's racist to be celebrate St George's Day
/Daily ZEIG HEIL! blog
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:01, archived)
# I'm confused
:-s
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:02, archived)
# It's OK ...
Just sign this and you'll be fine.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:03, archived)
# It's his day-release form...
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:05, archived)
# i thought the daily mail endorsed st georges day?
I can imagine them giving away free nooses, flaming torches and KKK hats with their special st george issue.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:03, archived)
# I thought St George was Turkish
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:04, archived)
# then why don't we eat turkey on St George's Day?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:07, archived)
# no, St Nicolas was. St George was... *googles*... Turkish.
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:11, archived)
# Double checks: actually, Palestinian.
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:13, archived)
# Yes
And they stir up gleeful genital hatred in their audience by running stories about how this council has banned Christmas and it's racist to celebrate St George's Day, and guess who's fault it is?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:06, archived)
# My local is doing
free bangers and mash, and showing both highlights of English sporting history
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:09, archived)
# Maradona and Eric Bristow?
(not at the same time, obviously)
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:11, archived)
# Both?
The relentless over-celebration of the world cup aside, whats the other?
(King of Swandanavia Proud owner of the worlds first Flong, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:15, archived)
# Tim Henman winni...oh
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:20, archived)
# An ilk? Where?
A moose once bit my sister.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:00, archived)
# because she's made out of cheese?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:02, archived)
# I met a mental Canadian who could identify any animal by the colour of it's ass...
"Y'see, the Caribou has a white ass... but Moose... awww man, your moose has got a brown ass..."
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:02, archived)
# I used to think that ilk was blue milk
I still do!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:03, archived)
# Where can I purchase this "ilk"?
I bet being blue makes it tastier in some mysterious way
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:03, archived)
# chicken soup is no tastier when it's blue
also, chicken soup should never be used to make instant mash.
trust me, just don't do it.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:11, archived)
# hmm, get some blue food colouring
and dye milk blue

and drink it, to the disgust and fear of onlookers

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:19, archived)
# I will!
Just coz you told me to :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:20, archived)
# yay!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:28, archived)
# my city is proud
of a robber who lived in a tree and wore girl's clothes
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:59, archived)
# LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:01, archived)
# HAHAHa (oops, caps)
thats ace
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:00, archived)
# Their mistake was hitting that iceberg
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:02, archived)
# cat is not iceberg
silly person
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:03, archived)
# Tell the cat that!!
He's convinced he's an iceberg
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:06, archived)
[challenge entry] aha...good idea...:)...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:04, archived)
# Bloody cats
Causing boating accidents all over then place!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:07, archived)
# fluffy enough for me:):)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:31, archived)