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# An ilk? Where?
A moose once bit my sister.
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:00, archived)
# because she's made out of cheese?
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:02, archived)
# I met a mental Canadian who could identify any animal by the colour of it's ass...
"Y'see, the Caribou has a white ass... but Moose... awww man, your moose has got a brown ass..."
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:02, archived)
# I used to think that ilk was blue milk
I still do!

:D
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:03, archived)
# Where can I purchase this "ilk"?
I bet being blue makes it tastier in some mysterious way
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:03, archived)
# chicken soup is no tastier when it's blue
also, chicken soup should never be used to make instant mash.
trust me, just don't do it.
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:11, archived)
# hmm, get some blue food colouring
and dye milk blue

and drink it, to the disgust and fear of onlookers

:D
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:19, archived)
# I will!
Just coz you told me to :)
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:20, archived)
# yay!
:D
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:28, archived)