disasters?....no problem:)
From the Fluffy Disasters challenge. See all 329 entries (closed)
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From the Fluffy Disasters challenge. See all 329 entries (closed)
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he's always on the scene
and yet he has escaped the attentions of the arson investigation squad...
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Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:08,
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I've heard that she has been wearing the same pair of plain
white cotton pants for over fourteen years.
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Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:25,
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they're her lucky pants
but they stopped being white some time ago
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Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:26,
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I've heard that she can bend steel girders with her bare hands...
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Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:28,
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Like how
Jessica Fletcher was always around when all them murders got done
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Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:09,
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Also, Police in Midsomer Murders
Kill half the locals and convict the rest = private village. Fact.
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Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:11,
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Midsomer
is actually the largest metropolis in the world. FACT. It's the only way to explain how they can sustain so many murderers and their victims.
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Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:16,
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I always presumed the village of Midsomer was actually John Nettles' subconscious
and the murders represent the slow death and non functionality of his brain as the status of his coma declines into inevitable brain death.
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Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:20,
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Hi John Nettles
the various flavours of milks from your various teets are finest quality
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Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:25,
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if we are, he's a cunt
he could at least imagine me a rich, huge-cocked husband
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Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:25,
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There's no point in my being bitter about it...
I've accepted that I am poor, poorly endowed and already married.
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Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:34,
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i like being bitter
it means that people i don't like leave me the fuck alone ;)
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Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:36,
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Ah... nice work...
I like too many people and get in trouble because of it.
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Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:40,
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just regular like...
I'm too nice for my own good...
Say, wanna borrow all my life savings for a completely frivolous reason?
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Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:47,
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Say, wanna borrow all my life savings for a completely frivolous reason?
doesn't quite have the same ring as "Midsomer Occasional Bicycle theft"
or "Midsomer Juvenile Roadsign Defacement"
:D
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Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:23,
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:D
it always amazes me
that nobody's killed the interfering old witch yet
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Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:15,
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Haha!
It's funny because it sounds like arse investigation.
I could really use a beer.
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Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:10,
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I could really use a beer.
For what exactly?
*is off to sainsburys for lovely beer and fags*
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Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:12,
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Can you get me a 5-pack of double deckers
i fucking love double deckers
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Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:19,
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do you separate the layers?
the bottom layer is so nice, it deserves to be eaten separately
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Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:22,
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why do people seperate the layers
on confectionary? People do it with custard creams and bourbon biscuits, but never shephard's pie
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Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:25,
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I do
I do it with pretty much everything.
I like to taste each part individually, and then the various combinations.
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Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:33,
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I like to taste each part individually, and then the various combinations.
now that was a strange TV series
WTF
abandoned bus
kids playing in it
it was like a shit version of the red hand gang only on more crack
or was it a film? oh who cares
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Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:24,
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abandoned bus
kids playing in it
it was like a shit version of the red hand gang only on more crack
or was it a film? oh who cares
What a cracking idea sir!
...I should probably eat something first though
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Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:13,
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have a double decker!
cor! Kinky Tory candle facts (who knew?)
At least they put Phil Collins away.
Congrats!
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Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:22,
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At least they put Phil Collins away.
Congrats!
arse investigation is not as glamorous as it sounds
also, beer is a great idea.
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Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:16,
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mine is covered in tiny little scabs and scratches.
never go on a death slide in a skirt and high-leg knickers
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Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:29,
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Yay for Buffalo Bill!
One of my many psudonyms on the internet. :)
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Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:14,
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Whats dat den?
i know the phrase but acn't remember what its from?
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Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:13,
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