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# No I'm sorry........


......................................but this forum / chatboard / postboard ....whatever it is .....isn't funny anymore. Slapping a cock on a snagged image isn't funny.

What the fuck happened to creativity ? Photoshop skills ? Wit ? Humour ?

I know, I know, I'll be back on the naughty step (again) but, for fuck's sake gang, start posting cleverly doctored pics. You lot are superb at Photoshop and PSP. Post funny fucking gifs. Hilarious doctored images of the cunts that are on the news etc.
Any wanker can copy and paste a dick on the Queen or Obama.

This used to be a cracking fucking site, come on gang. You're clever twats. Prove it !!!

heads to naughty step
(Wibih, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 21:54, archived)
# It's threadwaste time!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 20 Apr 2009, 21:55, archived)
# What provoked this?
As far as I can tell, /board's been pretty okay so far today.

Have an owl:
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 21:55, archived)
# Have you given up /talk for dead then?
*curious*
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 21:58, archived)
# /talk is lame, /board is where it's at!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 21:59, archived)
# To be fair
they're both shit.
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 22:04, archived)
# I don't understand why people keep coming here if they think it's shit

You don't see me posting on 4chan saying it's shit all the time.

Not that I'm insinuating that you are from 'there' or anything...
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 22:05, archived)
# It's shit becuase people like me and everyone else on this site have nothing better to do.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 22:06, archived)
# THINK FAST IT'S YOUR OWN PERSONAL NEVER MIND THE BUZZ COCKS FINISH THE LINE ROUND
in another time zone
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 22:10, archived)
# another god falls.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 22:12, archived)
# THEN FUCK OFF.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 22:10, archived)
# NO! BECAUSE I HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO
Calm down dorris.
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 22:11, archived)
# So the site would be better if we all stopped posting and went outside?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 22:13, archived)
# where?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 22:13, archived)
# I think it's one of those web 2.0 type sites.
I've only really heard rumours.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 22:15, archived)
# I'll see your owl and raise your three..
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 21:59, archived)
# Aw, bottom-left one is scared.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 22:02, archived)
# You dropped this ¬
"E"
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 22:04, archived)
# How the fuck did you spot that in the two seconds between posting and editing?
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 22:06, archived)
# to both of yers
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 22:04, archived)
# OWLTIME MOTHERPLUCKERS
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 22:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 21:55, archived)
# Scrolls down, looking for the "snagged image with a cock slapped on it"
Oh yea here it is sorry about that!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 21:58, archived)
# :D
arse :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 22:00, archived)
# Yea - sorry about that...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 22:01, archived)
# Oh shit, people have stopped entertaining you.
Perhaps you could try another site, or even posting better things yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 21:56, archived)
# But wanking can get boring after a while
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 21:59, archived)
# I am not sure if this is true.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 22:07, archived)
# I think your study was done on a Tuesday.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 21:57, archived)
# *scans down popular page*
yes.. I can see your point... :|

ALSO: you seem to so far up your own arse that this is liable to happen;

#
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 21:57, archived)
# ooo
look at mister complainy-pants who's been her for just over one and a half year and now demands more entertaining material.....

(I helped save b3ta! The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 21:58, archived)
# lol complainy-pants
(halloumi slowly pushing you down the board on, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 22:10, archived)
# And in other news
Can anyone host an animation for me please ?

www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/492324

This one, I want to put it up on my page too but I know that virgin will most likely pull my whole website cos of the swear words.

Can anyone who has a lenient host please assist ?!
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 21:58, archived)
# I'll do it.
I've got a dreamhost account that I hardly use the bandwidth of. Gaz me for an email address to send the file to.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 22:07, archived)
# Thanks
Mail sent
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 22:13, archived)
# Don't criticise...
make it better yourself by getting creative. What a waste of space.
Anyway, nothing wrong with /board as far as I can see. Business as usual, this sort of bollocks included...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 21:59, archived)
# Go on, you show us how to do it.
You obviously know how.

(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 21:59, archived)
# You come to this conclusion after being here less than two years?
Post what ever you think is funny or piss off.
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 22:00, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 22:02, archived)
# Chemical-free food?
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 22:09, archived)
# Seamless


(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 22:03, archived)
# CHAMPIONES CHAMPIONES


(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 22:05, archived)
# O SHIT IT'S FRITZLCOATL, THE FEATHERED FRITZL SERPENT MAN
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 22:09, archived)
# Listen, why don't you start by showing us how it's done eh?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 22:03, archived)
# Oh dear, you seem to be having a breakdown
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 22:04, archived)
# ._O
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 22:04, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 22:07, archived)
# hang about...
you forgot to mention why you went on the naughty step in the first place?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 22:06, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 22:07, archived)
# :D
Why am I laughing at this?
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 22:15, archived)
# it made me smile
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 22:17, archived)
# That's top 'pinning.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 22:40, archived)
# For ..
..speaking my mind
(Wibih, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 22:24, archived)
# actually no
thats not why...
its because you posted an example of someone elses work you where displeased about, its called a popular page for a reason dufus
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 22:29, archived)
# Mods these days
You get banned for the smallest things
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 22:37, archived)
# An Owl ?
...........Coolnight gangTHINK about it PLEASEIf you can't post a pic that's REALLY fucking good, don't post anything. Lately it's got so shit I don't even read the newsletter

Night gang.
(Wibih, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 22:06, archived)
# YOU ARE GAY
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 22:07, archived)
# And you'll be taking your own advice?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 22:07, archived)
# ah hah hah hah hah hah hah
FUCK OFF YOU NEEDY CUNT.

(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 22:07, archived)
# I don't read the newsletter because the "snipurl" bollocks never works!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 22:08, archived)
# 'kin trolls
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 22:09, archived)
# Sorry, I only post awesome mediocre stuff
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 22:11, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 20 Apr 2009, 22:10, archived)