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# I have had dessert at Dutchbird's house once. It was a chocolate fountain.
True story. Not even a euphemism.

Well, a bit of a euphemism.
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# which hepititis did you contract? B or C?
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# hepatitis XXX
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# ah, australian blood-poisoning
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# beaks
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# Hepatitis W.
They call it "The Dutch Custard".
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# Have you seen my fez?
I've looked thorugh my box of hats and it's not in there
(I helped save b3ta! mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:02, archived)
# Everything in my big bag of hats is obscured by the enormous Jeff Lynn wig.
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# eyethangyou
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# There's a woman on the television who set her kitchen on fire cooking in her sleep.
She looks like the sort of woman that would do that.
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# would you trust her
to choose a holiday destination for you?
(I helped save b3ta! bleepbloop, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:19, archived)
# It would probably be Melton Mowbray.
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# I am holidaying in Cool Town this year
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# There's no return tickets.
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# suits me
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