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# Have you filled the supersoaker with lighter fluid and hastily attached a zippo to the end?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:38, archived)
# ha ha nope
just a good old fashioned squirt of tap water across the bows as a warning shot to any potential kitty invaders
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:40, archived)
# Then I hope you have a swiss roll cannon as a backup
Using the rejects produced at the testing department as ammo.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:41, archived)
# best deterrent = dog
except my dog (she's learnt cats are king the hard way)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:51, archived)
# Geese are better, they have a habit of tearing up your lawn though.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:54, archived)
# sposed to be excellent guards against intruders too
as they make such a racket at the slightest thing and give nasty pecks for fun :(
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:58, archived)