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# Ok...
I got a testicle, a baby and something sticky.
Is it wrong that I'm attracted to each?
I'm surprisingly entraced by it...
*donates legs to Nutmeat*

EDIT: There's a bat? A BAT!!!
(I helped save b3ta! thewhatofwhom Um... whom?, Tue 12 May 2009, 1:48, archived)
# MOLLUSC
thanks for legs, can do things with them
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 12 May 2009, 1:50, archived)
# and a stuffed fruitbat
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 12 May 2009, 2:01, archived)
# How about an ankle
and a sack full of sacks?
I need my legs to walk and such.
I should never have placed such an offer if I couldn't redeem it.
*brainhurt*
(I helped save b3ta! thewhatofwhom Um... whom?, Tue 12 May 2009, 2:01, archived)
# 2 ankles or I sue you for breach of contract
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 12 May 2009, 2:03, archived)
# ...
...done.
But I get a pound of mince in return.
And not the meaty type.
I want the spiced type.
(I helped save b3ta! thewhatofwhom Um... whom?, Tue 12 May 2009, 2:09, archived)
# I have 375g of textured soya protein chunks and some chilli powder
That's the best I can offer
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 12 May 2009, 2:11, archived)
# Now..
would you settle for an empty bottle of Jagermeister and a third of an Alesis drum machine? Failing that, you can choose to take the wick from a 130 year old prototype Zippo, or a handful of neutrons.
Take your pick.
But choose wisely, because one of these might be fake.

...

Fuck, just give me the soya protein and we'll call it quits.
Pinky swear?
(I helped save b3ta! thewhatofwhom Um... whom?, Tue 12 May 2009, 2:14, archived)
# Pinky swear.
Although I'd quite like your third of the Alesis if it's an SR-16
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 12 May 2009, 2:16, archived)
# It is, actually.
But I get the other 2/3.
You can take the left channel output.
I get the MIDI.
But together, we get RHYTHM

*raves silently to self*

EDIT: Nice sound out of it, but it's a wee but overrated. Give me a 606 anyday. But back to the reality of rapid gifs...
(I helped save b3ta! thewhatofwhom Um... whom?, Tue 12 May 2009, 2:17, archived)
# OOOONTZ OOOONTZ OOOONTZ OOOONTZ
I DEMAND FULL CONTROL OF COWBELL
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 12 May 2009, 2:20, archived)
# In return for 375g of textured soya protein chunks and some chilli powder...
And so the cycle continues
:D
(I helped save b3ta! thewhatofwhom Um... whom?, Tue 12 May 2009, 2:22, archived)
# Just give me your legs and be done with it
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 12 May 2009, 2:26, archived)
# Deal
(I helped save b3ta! thewhatofwhom Um... whom?, Tue 12 May 2009, 2:27, archived)
# AHA!
I am the Haggle Mistress.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 12 May 2009, 2:43, archived)
#
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 12 May 2009, 2:44, archived)
# HIT THAT I-POD
rhythmically
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 12 May 2009, 3:13, archived)