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# DANNY DYER'S FANNY PLIERS
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 12 May 2009, 1:41, archived)
# what the hell is that
and why doesn't Firefox3 pause gifs when I hold the mouse button on them.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 12 May 2009, 1:44, archived)
# just press ESC
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Tue 12 May 2009, 1:47, archived)
# that stops them, not pauses :/
although in this case, I'd probably want to stop it
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 12 May 2009, 1:49, archived)
# If you value your soul,
you might want to try CTRL+ALT+DEL twice.

It's saved me a few times as a last resort.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 12 May 2009, 1:52, archived)
# lololollol
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 12 May 2009, 1:55, archived)
# You're still running WIndows 98
EDIT::
7000th post edited for BRN compliance
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 12 May 2009, 1:57, archived)
# ....and THAT was my 7000th post :/
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 12 May 2009, 1:58, archived)
# Double woo
I've plenty to spare
(I helped save b3ta! thewhatofwhom Um... whom?, Tue 12 May 2009, 1:59, archived)
# ... but i wanted it to be special
**sulks**
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 12 May 2009, 2:00, archived)
# You can still get 'em out if you want to.
It's just drunks, Aussies and American children here at this time of day.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 12 May 2009, 2:00, archived)
# Tsch!
I am only one of those things. I will send you a deadgehog for figuring out which.

NB: This may or may not be a trick question.
(I helped save b3ta! thewhatofwhom Um... whom?, Tue 12 May 2009, 2:12, archived)
# Aussie.
NEXT!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 12 May 2009, 2:15, archived)
# Haha!
Smooth.
You win this round!
*notices clock... 2.15am*
Bollocks...
(I helped save b3ta! thewhatofwhom Um... whom?, Tue 12 May 2009, 2:16, archived)
# Another drunk Aussie in this country!
Hey, stop stealing my flaky ex-girfriends' bar jobs!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 12 May 2009, 2:18, archived)
# If I was an Aussie...
... could I do this?

*stands on head and becomes incredibly dizzy*
(I helped save b3ta! thewhatofwhom Um... whom?, Tue 12 May 2009, 2:21, archived)
# Ah.
You've seen Woody Allen's 'Sleeper'.

Which means you may not be an Aussie after all, merely a media student of some kind who pretends to be 'studying film'.

(They don't call me Sherlock for nuttin')
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 12 May 2009, 2:24, archived)
# Then tell me what they DON'T call you
aha!

*licks finger*

I haven't actually seen that... but based on this I think I'm Woody Allen. I take it I'm missing out?
(I helped save b3ta! thewhatofwhom Um... whom?, Tue 12 May 2009, 2:27, archived)
# OK, what they don't call me is 'Sherlock'.
Out of all his films, it's the one that best balances 'funny' and 'good', in my opinion.

I'd recommend it unreservedly. It's a great place to start.

eg: www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfrShu_Lp2A&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 12 May 2009, 2:33, archived)
# Well, I'm aversed with the Woody
*snorts*

but I just haven't seen it about.
I think I started with Manhattan and Everything you wanted to know...

I'll look it up.

Many spanks.
(I helped save b3ta! thewhatofwhom Um... whom?, Tue 12 May 2009, 2:42, archived)
# Manhattan has one of the great funny lines.
(Woody in art gallery, sees sexy, gothy girl, gets talking)

WOODY: What're you doing Saturday night?

SEXY GOTHY GIRL: Committing suicide.

WOODY: How about Friday?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 12 May 2009, 2:50, archived)
# Genuinely fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! thewhatofwhom Um... whom?, Tue 12 May 2009, 2:52, archived)
# Now kindly explain what the word 'aversed' means.
If you want.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 12 May 2009, 2:58, archived)
# As in "well-versed"
To be familiar with.
Unless...
Ah.
A trick question for the Aussie, eh?
Well, I'll let the whole of Manchester know about you and yer schemes!

Yes, it was a typo. Sue me. Please. I'm bored.
(I helped save b3ta! thewhatofwhom Um... whom?, Tue 12 May 2009, 3:02, archived)
# Show us yer cock mister
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 12 May 2009, 2:02, archived)
# For a shilling
Anything else will require a tip.
(I helped save b3ta! thewhatofwhom Um... whom?, Tue 12 May 2009, 3:03, archived)
# Thruppence and not a farthing more
It it I who requires a tip FNAAAAR
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 12 May 2009, 3:12, archived)
# mark e smith managed to miss that rhyme
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 12 May 2009, 3:40, archived)
# Bleat your own sister
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 12 May 2009, 4:14, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! thewhatofwhom Um... whom?, Tue 12 May 2009, 1:58, archived)
# Only in my soul.
*but starts worrying, nevertheless*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 12 May 2009, 1:59, archived)
# NO >:(
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 12 May 2009, 1:48, archived)
# WHY NOT? <:¬¦
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 12 May 2009, 1:54, archived)
# Ok...
I got a testicle, a baby and something sticky.
Is it wrong that I'm attracted to each?
I'm surprisingly entraced by it...
*donates legs to Nutmeat*

EDIT: There's a bat? A BAT!!!
(I helped save b3ta! thewhatofwhom Um... whom?, Tue 12 May 2009, 1:48, archived)
# MOLLUSC
thanks for legs, can do things with them
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 12 May 2009, 1:50, archived)
# and a stuffed fruitbat
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 12 May 2009, 2:01, archived)
# How about an ankle
and a sack full of sacks?
I need my legs to walk and such.
I should never have placed such an offer if I couldn't redeem it.
*brainhurt*
(I helped save b3ta! thewhatofwhom Um... whom?, Tue 12 May 2009, 2:01, archived)
# 2 ankles or I sue you for breach of contract
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 12 May 2009, 2:03, archived)
# ...
...done.
But I get a pound of mince in return.
And not the meaty type.
I want the spiced type.
(I helped save b3ta! thewhatofwhom Um... whom?, Tue 12 May 2009, 2:09, archived)
# I have 375g of textured soya protein chunks and some chilli powder
That's the best I can offer
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 12 May 2009, 2:11, archived)
# Now..
would you settle for an empty bottle of Jagermeister and a third of an Alesis drum machine? Failing that, you can choose to take the wick from a 130 year old prototype Zippo, or a handful of neutrons.
Take your pick.
But choose wisely, because one of these might be fake.

...

Fuck, just give me the soya protein and we'll call it quits.
Pinky swear?
(I helped save b3ta! thewhatofwhom Um... whom?, Tue 12 May 2009, 2:14, archived)
# Pinky swear.
Although I'd quite like your third of the Alesis if it's an SR-16
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 12 May 2009, 2:16, archived)
# It is, actually.
But I get the other 2/3.
You can take the left channel output.
I get the MIDI.
But together, we get RHYTHM

*raves silently to self*

EDIT: Nice sound out of it, but it's a wee but overrated. Give me a 606 anyday. But back to the reality of rapid gifs...
(I helped save b3ta! thewhatofwhom Um... whom?, Tue 12 May 2009, 2:17, archived)
# OOOONTZ OOOONTZ OOOONTZ OOOONTZ
I DEMAND FULL CONTROL OF COWBELL
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 12 May 2009, 2:20, archived)
# In return for 375g of textured soya protein chunks and some chilli powder...
And so the cycle continues
:D
(I helped save b3ta! thewhatofwhom Um... whom?, Tue 12 May 2009, 2:22, archived)
# Just give me your legs and be done with it
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 12 May 2009, 2:26, archived)
# Deal
(I helped save b3ta! thewhatofwhom Um... whom?, Tue 12 May 2009, 2:27, archived)
# AHA!
I am the Haggle Mistress.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 12 May 2009, 2:43, archived)
#
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 12 May 2009, 2:44, archived)
# HIT THAT I-POD
rhythmically
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 12 May 2009, 3:13, archived)
# :D


Good times with epilepsy!
(I helped save b3ta! thewhatofwhom Um... whom?, Tue 12 May 2009, 1:57, archived)
# I'd love to know what kind of watch the Pope wears
Catholicism sponsored by Accurist
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 12 May 2009, 2:13, archived)
# *adblocks own image*
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 12 May 2009, 2:07, archived)
# you've killed everyone
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 12 May 2009, 2:25, archived)
# with a shitcock
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 12 May 2009, 2:40, archived)
# PUMP IT!
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 12 May 2009, 2:26, archived)
# PUMPity PUMP

(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 12 May 2009, 2:30, archived)
# wow
just

wow
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 12 May 2009, 4:47, archived)