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# I'd give her nonbiological!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:28, archived)
# she could wring excess water from my freshly washed clothes
err, I mean, I would very much like to have sex with her.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 May 2009, 9:35, archived)
# She could do my ironing any day of the week!
no, really, she can; I'm crap at ironing.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:41, archived)
# hahaha
I'd love to see your personal ad
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 May 2009, 9:43, archived)
# "Hi, my name is theoriginalsteve, I'm 28, I'm a bigamist, and I'm looking for that very special second lady"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:45, archived)
# "gsoh and self esteem not that important, or indeed required"
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 May 2009, 9:47, archived)
# not before marrage surely?!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:48, archived)
# no of course not
I shall set forth to ask her father's permission without delay!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 May 2009, 9:49, archived)
# Sicko
You have a thing for Mrs. Mangle!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:56, archived)
# phwoar!
www.perfectblend.net/features/comedy02.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 May 2009, 9:59, archived)