*hands over award for providing the statement containing the most despair I have heard in a long time*
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Mon 18 May 2009, 9:42,
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laughter is the best medicine
when you can't get ladies to touch your cock.
in all serious though - have you tried washing it?
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Mon 18 May 2009, 9:46,
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in all serious though - have you tried washing it?
Washing it?!? EUURGH!
(A real lady touched my willy yesterday for real. And it wasn't one of the urses, this time.)
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Mon 18 May 2009, 9:48,
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