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# on the hombre?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:01, archived)
# Stingray
Stingray (da-da da da, da da)
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:02, archived)
# Mariiiiiiinaaaaaaa
Aquamariiiiiinaaaaaaa
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:02, archived)
# marina stopped me watching stingray. she freaked me the fuck out.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:04, archived)
# Know what stopped me watching Stingray?
The fact that it's shit. THUNDERCATS.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:05, archived)
# yes, well it is shit. I watched one episode, and marina marked the end for me.
ThunderBIRDS.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:07, archived)
# Thunderbirds was worse.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:09, archived)
# haha you craaaaazaaay
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:11, archived)
# LIKE FUCK AM I.
You're just batshit.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:16, archived)
# best offspring album
kind of... no, probably isn't.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:03, archived)
# I like Americana myself
but I'm told that's Bad and Wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:04, archived)
# it is Bad and Wrong
that's their pop album. Listen to Smash, Ixnay on the Hombre, or Ignition. There is a lovely song on Ignition (I think, though it may be on "The Offspring") it goes something like this:

Beheaded
Watch you squirt like a garden hose
Beheaded
Bloody mess all over my clothes

Watch my girlfriend come to the door
Chop off her head, she falls to the floor
Well watching my baby's jugular blow
Really makes my motor go

Wrap a towel round the bloody stump
Take my baby's body to the city dump
Then wipe the mess off the bloody axe
Scoop all the heads into my burlap sack

Beheaded
Watch her squirt like a garden hose
Beheaded
Bloody mess all over my clothes

It's brill.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:15, archived)
# That IS a lovely song.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:19, archived)