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# I want a pack called Yummy chups
From now on that's what cigarettes are called
With dwindling sales they need to appeal to the under 11 smoker

'MMMmmm yummy chups, chup chup chup - with a free toy in every pack'
(that's the advert)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:39, archived)
# you sick bastard!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:40, archived)
# I'm sure one of my sisters old boyfriends used to smoke a brand called "Black Death"
they had a skull and cross bones on them just above the filter...
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:40, archived)
# Death cigarettes
they were popular when I was at art college, crap smoke, nice packet

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_cigarettes
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:41, archived)
# they could be the swines :)
I also remember some pink ones that had a gold glittery filter.

first time I saw one I thought the person had coloured it in themselves with a highlighter.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:43, archived)
# Were they the ones that were all different
pastel shades?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:45, archived)
# Weren't they like Turkish imports?
A mate's mum smoked them for sure
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:47, archived)
# Our "entrepreneurial skills" lecturer (I was on a physics course at the time) always bragged about teaching the guy who made those.
But since he went bust I guess she shouldn't have been bragging...

You ever seen Ziganov Colours? If anything would make me take up smoking it'd be them. :p
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:47, archived)
# They're the ones I was just thinking of up there....
farm1.static.flickr.com/46/139023114_f8782cc2d2.jpg?v=0
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:53, archived)
# Black Devils were the vanilla ones from Holland I smoked, I think.
Maybe not. They were black and vanilla though. A very nice smoke.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:42, archived)
# Excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:41, archived)
# The under-11 smoker?
Like this one?
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:44, archived)
# Fuck me!
I really shouldnt be laughing at that....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:49, archived)