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[challenge entry] he wants it...he wants it BAD!


sorry got bored of waiting for someone else to post

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(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 8:53, archived)
# don't we all. Don't we all.
oh and woo.

EDIT: Could someone please go and make me breakfast?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 8:54, archived)
# you made me repost this :P

(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 8:56, archived)
# hahahahahahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 8:58, archived)
# yeah but you ripped it off from this:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:05, archived)
# the longer i keep you chatting
the more chance my solicitors have of tracking you down :P
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:14, archived)
# They'll never find the mothership!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:16, archived)
# Hahahahahaha

morning all!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:16, archived)
# 'ningles
You recognise your doorstop do you?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:17, archived)
# Not at first
I only know him from looking at him from above, or below. This new straight on material had me baffled for a moment.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:28, archived)
# hahaha
From above? There must have been a fair bit of glare then:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:30, archived)
# I had to step over hem twice at some point
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:31, archived)
# didn't we all:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:32, archived)
# You want me to turn you into bacons?
I'm no Paul Daniels but I'll give it a go.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 8:57, archived)
# I didn't say I wanted you to pork me!:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:05, archived)
# Well anyhow, I'm far too busy
I have to buy ingredients to make a beef rendang.
What the hell is tamarind pulp?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:11, archived)
# Depends what you're using to make the tapinare with. Traditionally I believe it's black olives.
EDIT: Also just didn't want to shop properly so not in a new thread.


I'm going to blame Mr. Spanky for its shitness.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:14, archived)
# Oh dear
*hides*
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:18, archived)
# I know! Black olives!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:18, archived)
# Tamarind, not tapenade, you panel ;¬)
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:50, archived)
# I would love to 'shop some 'black on bear' action and shop his face onto the chubby recipient,
and get it released to run freely on t'interwebs, but since MOID died I have no idea where I could post such filth...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:47, archived)
# here, with link to nsfw
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:52, archived)
# a squashed Mars bar is a viable alternative
use that!
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:35, archived)
# Personally I pick the bits off my toilet brush.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:36, archived)
# equally flavoursome
:)
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:38, archived)
# and strangely nutty.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:43, archived)
# Tamarind pulp
Pulp of the tamarind fruit. Need to get yourself to an Asian supermarket, will be plenty there. Adds a tasty, fruity sourness...
(prostheses, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:48, archived)
# Thank you.
I'm in Canary Wharf. Wonder if Waitrose do it...
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:51, archived)
# maybe
if it has a kind of "Ethnic food" section! It's only a quid or 2 usually.
(prostheses, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:05, archived)
# Fab
Better get over there before the suits
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:11, archived)
# Make me a bacon sandwich with toasts, tea and dipp eggs
STAT
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:05, archived)
# When I can be arsed
I am going to maked shredded bacon and scrambled heggles on muffins with reggae reggae tomato ketchup.
I'm going to have the first of my garden strawberries as well.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:08, archived)
# That sounds great apart from the scrambled eggs
stuff of the devil that is. Now Poached or fried eggs, mmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:20, archived)
# nought wrong with scrambled
although too many people can't actually scramble eggs and that's why you get crappy texture and taste.
The cook at the local greasy spoon can't even cook eggs. scrambled are is a sea of liquid, poached or fried they're rock hard (if you ask for if he can make sure there's runny yolk then you get egg that's barely cooked.
To top it all off he insists that all the staff call him Chef!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:26, archived)
# Good evening, here is the nudes
*donggggg*
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 8:54, archived)
# Baldrick. Run into this frying pan.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 8:55, archived)