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[challenge entry] I'd better shove this in before someone else does it
...better

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From the Unlikely iPhone Apps challenge. See all 327 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 6:10, archived)
# nice reflection
:)
edit: phwoar... uncle is hot...
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 6:14, archived)
# Why, thank you
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 6:20, archived)
# Hahaha, oooof!
Josef Fritzl: putting the semen into basement.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 6:20, archived)
# bat + semen = basement
 
I THINK YOU MAY BE ONTO SOMETHING HERE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 6:33, archived)
# SHIKAKA
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 6:35, archived)
# Wooooaaaah.
Freeeeky, dude...
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 6:38, archived)
# COINIDENCE? YOU DECIDE.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 6:38, archived)
# The Caliph Harun al-Rashid went up one noon-tide to his couch, to lie down;
and mounting, found upon the bed-clothes semen freshly emitted; whereat he was startled and troubled with sore trouble. So he called the Lady Zubaydah and said to her, "What is that spilt on the bed?" She looked at it and replied, "O Commander of the Faithful, it is semen." Quoth he, "Tell me truly what this meaneth or I will lay violent hands on thee forthright." Quoth she, "By Allah, O Commander of the Faithful, indeed I know not how it came there and I am guiltless of that whereof you suspectest me." So he sent for the Kazi Abu Yusuf and acquainted him of the case. The Judge raised his eyes to the ceiling and, seeing a crack therein, said to the Caliph, "O Commander of the Faithful, in very sooth the bat hath seed like that of a man, and this is bat's semen." Then he called for a spear and thrust it into the crevice, whereupon down fell the bat. In this manner the Caliph's suspicions were dispelled.
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 6:55, archived)
# THOSE CRAZY CALIPHRATES
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 7:02, archived)
# Hahaha, top reflectioning!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 6:31, archived)
# What the bejebus are you doing up at 6.30?
How were your exams?
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 6:36, archived)
# Cheers! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 6:36, archived)
# ha anyone done an iAMSPARTICUS?
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 6:44, archived)
# That's a bit fucking good
Are you really a noob?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:41, archived)
# super :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:48, archived)