COINIDENCE? YOU DECIDE.
gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry,
Thu 18 Jun 2009, 6:38,
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The Caliph Harun al-Rashid went up one noon-tide to his couch, to lie down;and mounting, found upon the bed-clothes semen freshly emitted; whereat he was startled and troubled with sore trouble. So he called the Lady Zubaydah and said to her, "What is that spilt on the bed?" She looked at it and replied, "O Commander of the Faithful, it is semen." Quoth he, "Tell me truly what this meaneth or I will lay violent hands on thee forthright." Quoth she, "By Allah, O Commander of the Faithful, indeed I know not how it came there and I am guiltless of that whereof you suspectest me." So he sent for the Kazi Abu Yusuf and acquainted him of the case. The Judge raised his eyes to the ceiling and, seeing a crack therein, said to the Caliph, "O Commander of the Faithful, in very sooth the bat hath seed like that of a man, and this is bat's semen." Then he called for a spear and thrust it into the crevice, whereupon down fell the bat. In this manner the Caliph's suspicions were dispelled.
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Thu 18 Jun 2009, 6:55,
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THOSE CRAZY CALIPHRATES gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry,
Thu 18 Jun 2009, 7:02,
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