The only app to have
From the Unlikely iPhone Apps challenge. See all 327 entries (closed)
( , Fri 19 Jun 2009, 8:40, archived)
From the Unlikely iPhone Apps challenge. See all 327 entries (closed)
( , Fri 19 Jun 2009, 8:40, archived)
+1 for effort
but this challenege is really putting me off b3ta :(
Iphone LOLZ
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Fri 19 Jun 2009, 8:45,
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Iphone LOLZ
cheer up Ad7
Just pretend you have a client whose Corporate Colour is 807U
and insists on 14 shade revisions
then goes back to option 1
( ,
Fri 19 Jun 2009, 8:48,
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and insists on 14 shade revisions
then goes back to option 1
Extra points if their only response to anything you send over is
"Hmmmm I'm not sure...."
( ,
Fri 19 Jun 2009, 8:50,
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"I can't remember what we've changed now, can I see the first proofs again?"
Well no because
1) You scribbled all over them in black pen
2) If you're looking at this now and can't see anything wrong with it, then why do you need to see the FIRST TO CHANGE IT AGAIN!!?!?!
3) aaaaaaAGRHHHHHHHHHH *bang*
4) P.45
( ,
Fri 19 Jun 2009, 9:12,
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1) You scribbled all over them in black pen
2) If you're looking at this now and can't see anything wrong with it, then why do you need to see the FIRST TO CHANGE IT AGAIN!!?!?!
3) aaaaaaAGRHHHHHHHHHH *bang*
4) P.45
"I liked it on my screen and the proof you sent over.
But now we've printed 20,000 of them I'm not so sure....
....what can we do about it"
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Fri 19 Jun 2009, 9:29,
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....what can we do about it"
"Hi there. I'm 'A Client', you may remember me from such exciting events as 'That Project Where I Pissed Around For 8 Weeks With The Design Resulting In You Not Getting Paid For Ages' and 'That Other Project Where I Was A Cunt'. I was just wondering if you could do me a tiny favour and completely rework everything you've already done for me with no charge because my wife says the colours look 'A Bit Sinister'"
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Fri 19 Jun 2009, 9:37,
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I swear we work for the same company you know
I love the way they don't understand the U stands for uncoated and spend ages going through the pantone book looking for it.
Er, you're down in the coated section...
( ,
Fri 19 Jun 2009, 8:51,
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Er, you're down in the coated section...
I always add a few obvious mistakes to anything I do
To draw customers from asking for changes to things that are better left alone.
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Fri 19 Jun 2009, 8:57,
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"Why have you covered this
part of the design in crabs and other assorted sealife"?
"Oh, I'll get that sorted asap. No worries, sir! Will that be all now"
"Erm... (looks again at the sharp, beady eyes of a crab) Yes. Yes I believe it is"
GOOD TACTIC MAN
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Fri 19 Jun 2009, 9:15,
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"Oh, I'll get that sorted asap. No worries, sir! Will that be all now"
"Erm... (looks again at the sharp, beady eyes of a crab) Yes. Yes I believe it is"
GOOD TACTIC MAN