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(I helped save b3ta! SqueakyG, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 20:26, archived)
# Hahahaha
Has he been putting his arm up a cows arse again?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 20:31, archived)
# I'm trying to work out if I can fit an eight pint in...
...but I'm running out of milk. :(
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 20:43, archived)
# Buy more melks
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 20:45, archived)
# I deflated the cow!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 20:46, archived)
# reinflate the cow
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 20:47, archived)
# Then I'd be milking piss from a slightly smaller cow,
There's gotta be a Gordon Brown gag in there somewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 20:49, archived)
# I am starting to think that he isn't real
and is really just a spitting image puppet
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 20:52, archived)
# We thought the same about Thatcher.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 20:54, archived)
# she is the 90 year old maid with crabs and popping hips
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 20:56, archived)
# hmmmm
grey/ginger groomings.


ooh!

organic dental floss.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 21:04, archived)
# What IS that in his lower set of teeth?
D:
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 20:38, archived)
# His lunch.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 20:39, archived)
# Sorry,
that was me.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 20:41, archived)
# Actually, I think I just worked it out, I think he's actually saying the N of BANG!
and therefore his tongue is raised and that's his frenulum...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 20:46, archived)
# or his under tongue vagina.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 20:51, archived)
# Or that...
if anyone would have one...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 21:02, archived)
# I hear Terry Nutkins has one.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 21:05, archived)
# The only way to be sure is to stick your winky in there
and see what it feels like!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 21:10, archived)
# No way man
You seen his fingers?!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 21:12, archived)
# No.
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 21:15, archived)
# There's a good reason for that!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 21:33, archived)
# not a mouth full then?:P
'ningles matey.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 20:50, archived)
# ^ am I the only one wishing he'd shut the fuck up with this me me me me crap?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 20:50, archived)
# No
we just wish you'd shut the fuck up. If you didn't do halfway decent art it wouldn't be you with everyone on ignore...
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 20:52, archived)
# Speak for yourself, I like Prodge.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 21:38, archived)
# Frenulum
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 21:17, archived)